The Fast Food Thread

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I used to love Taco Hut because I Could get a small personal pan pizza with a full order of breadsticks with Baja Blast and that combo made my dick harder than a 1999 corpse run through kithicor at level 10
 
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When I was kid these were THE place for Fish and Chips....good stuff
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Fogel

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Captain D's just opened up down the road to me, was pretty legit. Hoping the quality remains and isn't just because its just a new location. Speaking of cheese curds, my factory is going to start producing cheese curds next month, hello free curds for life!

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Captain D's just opened up down the road to me, was pretty legit. Hoping the quality remains and isn't just because its just a new location. Speaking of cheese curds, my factory is going to start producing cheese curds next month, hello free curds for life!

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I’m sure it’s fine.
 

Crone

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Haven't had 5 Guys in quite a while and went earlier this week for lunch. The burger was too saucy/wet, so the bun just disintegrated, but the fries I told them extra crispy and were like the best fries I've ever had. Holy shit.
 

Sevens

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Not a big Subway fan but went there yesterday as I had a hankering for their seafood sub, really the only thing I have eaten there. Come to find out they no longer offer the seafood sub so I got a 20pcs Mcnugget instead. Fuck you Subway.

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Crone

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Not a big Subway fan but went there yesterday as I had a hankering for their seafood sub, really the only thing I have eaten there. Come to find out they no longer offer the seafood sub so I got a 20pcs Mcnugget instead. Fuck you Subway.

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Obviously more work but can pick up some fake crab at the store and make that same sandwich pretty easy!
 

Sevens

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Obviously more work but can pick up some fake crab at the store and make that same sandwich pretty easy!
Yeah, but its only a once in a blue moon kind of sandwich so really not worth the effort...and still fuck Subway.
 

McCheese

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God I fucking love fake crab sticks. I used to buy packs of them and eat them like string cheese.
 
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God I fucking love fake crab sticks. I used to buy packs of them and eat them like string cheese.
sounds weird af but I'll try anything. People think I am weird for liking Hot N Spicy Pork skins.
 
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Gunnar Durden
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Fucking A, I ordered Wings for the first time in a bit from the Best place in Buffalo, Bar Bill.

10 Cajun Honey Butter BBQ and 10 good old HOT. almost came in my pants they are So good. If you for some reason ever end up in this shit box of a city and state, GO
 
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Lanx

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things white ppl say:
"asian food is weird"

things white ppl do:
God I fucking love fake crab sticks. I used to buy packs of them and eat them like string cheese.

Not gonna lie, got a few packs of crab classic in the fridge and I do a similar thing where I slowly unroll them and bite strings of it off.
maybe if ya'll didn't eat it like a 90s fruit by the foot commercial
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Lanx

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I don't even know WTF a crab stick is*




*Kansas checking in
imitation crab meat in stick form to make sushi rollss
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crab is expensive so they grind up white fish (pollock?) and pringles it into a stick to put on california rolls, etc
 
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Alex

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things white ppl say:
"asian food is weird"

Asian food is weird. I went to a floating market in Thailand and I don't even know what the things were that I ate. It was so damn colorful. Looked like the imaginary food from Hook.

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