The Fast Food Thread

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Falstaff

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Where I went to college , a place like that opened after I graduated. I never got around to trying it but always wanted to.
 

Zzen

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Crushed some wings and fries during SNF. Felt good bros.

Genuine Buffalo style, nice sauce 👌
 
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Xevy

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The "fat-style" sandwiches sound good in theory, but that's a lot of filler. Like it's too much starch just thrown into a sandwich. The balance to make it good is often less is more I think. Rally's/Checkers has a Fry Lovers burger that has the right balance. Burger, some sauces, few fries on top. If you load that bitch with fries you're just wasting good fries and a good burger. It's kind of like when people over do it with bacon on stuff. It's often times just better to have some good fucking bacon on the side than half ruined in the entree.
 

Falstaff

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Currently "me too-ing" a bag of these as Regime would say. Are these like fake Old Bay?

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Xevy

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Fuck you and everything you stand for in this world.
Listen, that makes me sound like a bacon hater. But I'm a bacon lover. I think bacon is wasted hiding in shit that's already full of a billion flavors... usually. Like bacon cheeseburger? Sure. Bacon mac and cheese? The fuck out of here. You're just wasting bacon.
 
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Erronius

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The "fat-style" sandwiches sound good in theory, but that's a lot of filler. Like it's too much starch just thrown into a sandwich. The balance to make it good is often less is more I think. Rally's/Checkers has a Fry Lovers burger that has the right balance. Burger, some sauces, few fries on top. If you load that bitch with fries you're just wasting good fries and a good burger. It's kind of like when people over do it with bacon on stuff. It's often times just better to have some good fucking bacon on the side than half ruined in the entree.
You fucking buzzkill!

LOL
 
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moonarchia

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Listen, that makes me sound like a bacon hater. But I'm a bacon lover. I think bacon is wasted hiding in shit that's already full of a billion flavors... usually. Like bacon cheeseburger? Sure. Bacon mac and cheese? The fuck out of here. You're just wasting bacon.
I stand by my statement. The only questions involved when deciding whether bacon will make something better are Strips or Bits? and Crispy or Soggy?
 
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Furry

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Listen, that makes me sound like a bacon hater. But I'm a bacon lover. I think bacon is wasted hiding in shit that's already full of a billion flavors... usually. Like bacon cheeseburger? Sure. Bacon mac and cheese? The fuck out of here. You're just wasting bacon.

You just inspired me to make a bacon cream cheese and wrap it in bacon like a jalapeno popper. When its done, wrap it again and fry it in bacon grease, then top it with candied bacon and dip in bacon gravy. Thank you sir.
 

Harshaw

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Cool. I remember liking these things when they came out years ago. New flavors though.
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Conefed

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New chipotle chicken rolls at Taco Bell are decent, but they're small. prob will want 6-9 with a cup of creamy jalapeno
 
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Imagine how disgusting a kfconsole will get after years of abuse by a neckbeard.