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Harshaw

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I would attempt it.

EDIT: looks like someone has eaten 1 in under 15m and Randy did it in under 20m


Yeah Matt Stonie did the Harold and Kumar challenge in 15 minutes. 30 sliders, 5 orders of fries, and 4 large drinks.
 
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Yeah Matt Stonie did the Harold and Kumar challenge in 15 minutes. 30 sliders, 5 orders of fries, and 4 large drinks.

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slippery

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After finding that initial Mount Dew Major Melon, I haven't been able to find a single sugar free variant since then. I'm craving one like a motherfucker.
Dealing with suppliers, the reality is likely that the person covering the area doesn't think it will sell and got a customer to take it once so they got credit for distribution on it. That likely means you won't find it again. Honestly I'd probably try something like Walmart, because that's the kind of store you can throw shit in as a supplier and it'll sell anyways.
 

Alasliasolonik

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10 is usually my limit, w/fries and a drink. I am sure I could eat more but I hate feeling stuffed. Also make sure to get extra onions and pickles so you can get the full White Castle after experience.
Absolutely no pickles on white castle burgers. It just aint right.
 
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moonarchia

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word. I haven't been in a long long time. I did notice that Sonic has a frito burrito again, may have to check that out.
Heard on the radio "nacho fries back for a limited time" today and decided fuck em no matter what they do at this point. If something is good put it on full fucking time. It's fries you assholes.
 
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Sevens

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Heard on the radio "nacho fries back for a limited time" today and decided fuck em no matter what they do at this point. If something is good put it on full fucking time. It's fries you assholes.
They are trying to drive demand by using the McRib limited time deal. I mean honestly look how everyone goes crazy when the McRib is on the menu and its a complete shit tier sandwich. Just god awful horrible but only being available once a year or so helps it sale.
 

moonarchia

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They are trying to drive demand by using the McRib limited time deal. I mean honestly look how everyone goes crazy when the McRib is on the menu and its a complete shit tier sandwich. Just god awful horrible but only being available once a year or so helps it sale.
McRib is that way because of how much pork it takes to push it out to all the stores and what prices are. Taco Bell's fries are just... fries. Plenty of potatoes year round. So, fuck em.
 

Sevens

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McRib is that way because of how much pork it takes to push it out to all the stores and what prices are. Taco Bell's fries are just... fries. Plenty of potatoes year round. So, fuck em.
That's what they want you to believe

Don't get me wrong, Fuck Taco Bell
They have gutted their menu and now want to bring back all the items as "Limited Time" items so everyone will rush to buy them.
 

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That's what they want you to believe

Don't get me wrong, Fuck Taco Bell
They have gutted their menu and now want to bring back all the items as "Limited Time" items so everyone will rush to buy them.

I can’t even look at McRib until next year you bastard. I’m still feeling those shits.
 
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Their tricks work on me. I get a mcrib every year to remind myself just how bad it is.
 
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rad

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Was on a business trip a few years back, ordered a McRib and they gave it to me without sauce. It was like waking up to your conquest the next morning and seeing the actual horror underneath. I've never been able to bring myself to order one since, such a shame.