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The Fast Food Thread
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Regime
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Wtf...
I’d noodle you but everyone has a weird food thing it’s all good.
I like Doritos with bean dip. Some people think that’s weird
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Cutlery
Kill All the White People
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Wtf...
I’d noodle you but everyone has a weird food thing it’s all good.
I like Doritos with bean dip. Some people think that’s weird
Celery is just one of those things for me. No nutritional value, and a weird texture when cooked. Complete garbage. It's just filler, provides nothing except mass. It's a total deal breaker. Too bad too, because Marie Callender is usually a pretty good babe.
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Wtf...
I’d noodle you but everyone has a weird food thing it’s all good.
I like Doritos with bean dip. Some people think that’s weird
You get spicy farts as a bonus!
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Cupcaek
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They opened one of these near me, the peanut butter cookie was god damn amazing.These cookies are amazing. Can't recommend enough. AsRegime would say, I metooed a dozen of them for the super bowl. They rotate flavors weekly so it's hard to recommend specific ones, but the churro and chilled sugar cookies were my favorites. Cookies & cream was great, too.
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Regime
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Chanur
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Hekotat
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Erronius
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These fuck bigly.
I honestly don't know what to think about this. I'm 50% offended and 50% erect
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Lanx
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i treat celery the same as ginger for sushi, a pallet cleanser
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Furry
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Plays itself off as southern, but doesn't have celery in it. It's probably a NYC trap.
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BrutulTM
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I know this isn't the cooking thread, but celery is an integral part of both mirepoix and the holy trinity. It's a base flavor in all kinds of soups and sauces all over the world. You deserve to get noodled for that. My sister agrees with you though.
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TJT
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I believe the correct phrasing here is "full on half-chub."
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Furry
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People who don't like celery grew up around bad cooks who made a final product where the celery still had crunch when it shouldn't have. It's pretty much the equivalent level of cringe to me when I hear that as someone who comes into a steakhouse and asks for the steak well done. I mean they can be functional humans, but is a shallow life like that really worth living? You wont find me eating stalks of that crap, but anyone who's eaten proper southern cooking knows that celery has its place in food.
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Cutlery
Kill All the White People
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This is not untrue. Everyone in my family CONSTANTLY jerked off my mom as some kind of amazing cook. My mom dries out every turkey for Thanksgiving and has done so for 40 years. I mean literally spending 3 minutes chewing one piece. My mom dried out a fucking ham for easter one year. I don't even know how that's possible.
I literally didn't understand how awful of a cook my mom was until after I moved out and discovered flavor. Her spice rack only had salt and celery salt in it. This is not an exaggeration.
But, that being said...fuck celery.
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