The Fast Food Thread

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Koushirou said:
Anyone tried MrBeast Burger before? Shit just popped up in UberEats for me, but seems weird. I guess they don't have actual locations and just use other locations to make what's on their menu? This shit any good?
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Someone posted a positive take a couple pages back . Might depend on the rating of the store it’s located in. For me I’m hesitant to try as mine is in a shithole rocking a 2 star review.
 
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Ours I guess is coming out of the Red Robin nearby that we haven't been to in like 2 years because the service went to shit (food was still good). IDK, maybe we'll try it out once.
 
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Kirun

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Lanx said:
prove to me taco bell is shit

ok
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Rapper Lil Nas X appointed chief impact officer of Taco Bell as more brands embrace uninhibited stars

The singer represents "an authentic manifestation of this openness, this irreverence, this rebellion" that brands want to capture, one marketing expert said.
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Taco Bell has ALWAYS been shit.

The thing that saved it was that you could eat like a fucking degenerate and gorge yourself on 12 burrito-like and 32 taco-like products for $12, then wash it down with the sweet nectar of the gods known as Baja Blast.

Once they took away the ability to gorge yourself like you were at a buffet, quantity over quality style, all you were left with is shit. I still smash the fuck out of a large baja blast zero every few weeks though. Haven't touched their food in probably 4 or 5 years.
 
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I've said it again and again...fast food places need to know their place. Raising prices, cutting core menu items, and trying to fancy things up ends in disaster. McDonald's tried that years ago by introducing all sorts of gourmet shit and it flopped. No one goes to Taco Bell or McDonald's for good food. We go for mountains of cheap garbage.

I feel like maybe White Castle is the only one that knows their place.
 
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Pecans belong only in pie.
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Lanx said:
prove to me taco bell is shit

ok
www.nbcnews.com

Rapper Lil Nas X appointed chief impact officer of Taco Bell as more brands embrace uninhibited stars

The singer represents "an authentic manifestation of this openness, this irreverence, this rebellion" that brands want to capture, one marketing expert said.
www.nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com
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I knew Taco Bell sucks shit, but hiring a satanic fag dinger to pimp your vegi tacos and impossible faggot burritos. Taco Bell done fucked up, out of all the fast food places this one has fallen the furthest.
 
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When my pecan trees start to drop I put them in literally everything.
 
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BoozeCube said:
I knew Taco Bell sucks shit, but hiring a satanic fag dinger to pimp your vegi tacos and impossible faggot burritos. Taco Bell done fucked up, out of all the fast food places this one has fallen the furthest.
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now the dinger is saying it's racist white ppl b/c he was selling his blood in shoes
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but how theres no contraversy over tony hawk selling skate boards painted with his blood.

bitch, it's tony hawk, you are just a dinger
 
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McCheese said:
I've said it again and again...fast food places need to know their place. Raising prices, cutting core menu items, and trying to fancy things up ends in disaster. McDonald's tried that years ago by introducing all sorts of gourmet shit and it flopped. No one goes to Taco Bell or McDonald's for good food. We go for mountains of cheap garbage.

I feel like maybe White Castle is the only one that knows their place.
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Checkers/Rally's is still "one of the good ones" as well. Their entire menu is like 2 for $2, $3, $4, and $5 deals. And it's all greasy and shitty and amazing.
 
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Local King Soopers (Krogers) had a display case full of Wavy Lays Funyuns... so I once again volunteered to science the fuck out of them in coming days. For reasons. And science.
 
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Lanx said:
now the dinger is saying it's racist white ppl b/c he was selling his blood in shoes
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but how theres no contraversy over tony hawk selling skate boards painted with his blood.

bitch, it's tony hawk, you are just a dinger
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Tony Hawk is also selling his own skateboards with his signature in his blood on them and the money goes to some environmentalist non profit. There is no bootlegging another company's product(ie: Nike) and no satanic angle.
 
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Ooh I wish I had some of Tony Hawk's blood. Oh wait, no I don't.
 
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Koushirou

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Seems like one of those things where you’d think there’d be some health hazard involved. Either way, this trend is fucking gross.
 
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Now all I need is some plutonium and I can become a Teenage Mutant Skating Dirtbag.
 
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I have been sad 😢 for ages since they don’t carry my favorite pizza rolls anywhere in DC. Over the years I check the freezers in random locations just hoping and always let down. Today was the day. I bought 4 bags. Going to air fry them before the big raid.

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