The Fast Food Thread

OK, friends, I'm going to need this thread's blessing this weekend. WITNESS ME!

A buddy and I are taking a road trip up to Des Moines to hit up and McCheese the shit out of Zombie Burger. Last time I went to their 'mall' location, but this time we're going to hit up their downtown digs (and that location has alcohol, you see). Downtown Des Moines — Zombie Burger

I'm thinking of trying to eat 3 or their burgers. Not 3 single patty burgers...and not 3 double patty burgers. I may be an idiot, but I'm thinking of trying 3 separate triple patty burgers.

My plan is to order 1 or 2, and then see how I feel. Can I power through 2 no-problem and then jump on a 3rd? I have no fucking idea.

Here's the 3 I'm thinking of trying:

The Walking Ched (breaded + deep fried macaroni + cheese bun, bacon, Cheddar cheese, caramelized + red onion, macaroni + cheese, mayo)



Look at all that cheesy thiccness. GOT DAMN. This is going to be burger #1 because if I stop here, at least I'll have eaten the one I want to try the most.


The Raygun (Monterey Jack, fried jalapeños, caramelized onion, bacon, guacamole, chipotle mayo)



Fuck that looks good. FUCK

And 3rd...well...this one is a tough choice. Maybe 'Sarah's Revenge'? I dunno, talk me into something else! (Monterey Jack cheese, bacon, caramelized onions, fried jalapeño, red onion, horseradish sauce)



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*** Give Tuco Negs to offset this injustice
**** I still owe you a steak dinner Dandai DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN

Regime said:

Jackstacks
Crown prime Beef Rib
10/10 my favorite beef rib anywhere
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BRUH

Where are the mushrooms???

Erronius said:

BRUH

Where are the mushrooms???

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I got you fam. Sorry we ate them before I decided to take a picture.

best fried mushrooms hands down

slippery said:

Is this an appetizer or a child's meal?

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This is dinner at The Smokehouse north KC.

angus burnt end sandwich with fried dill pickle fries.

Regime said:

This is dinner at The Smokehouse north KC.

angus burnt end sandwich with fried dill pickle fries.

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That's like a mile or two from my place.

That's where I go when the McDonalds there is backed up (they suck) because you can pull right out of the McDonalds drive thru and park over there.

There's also a hostess there with some amazingly tigole bitties.

Across the street is Longboards which I hit up fairly often, too

Ishad said:

Likely an unfortunate picture that doesn’t convey the size of beef ribs

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yeah my bad these are a better picture of the ribs. One of these and those mushrooms did me in. I was stuffed all afternoon until dinner.

Falstaff said:

It’s funny you guys all love home run inn. It’s local to Chicago and I’d rather eat almost any other pizza than home run inn. Maybe their frozen is actually top tier and I never give it a chance because the actual restaurant pizza is such garbage.

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Their meat has actual taste and I personally love the pastry style crust. It's completely different than any other.

Erronius said:

OK, friends, I'm going to need this thread's blessing this weekend. WITNESS ME!

A buddy and I are taking a road trip up to Des Moines to hit up and McCheese the shit out of Zombie Burger. Last time I went to their 'mall' location, but this time we're going to hit up their downtown digs (and that location has alcohol, you see). Downtown Des Moines — Zombie Burger

I'm thinking of trying to eat 3 or their burgers. Not 3 single patty burgers...and not 3 double patty burgers. I may be an idiot, but I'm thinking of trying 3 separate triple patty burgers.

My plan is to order 1 or 2, and then see how I feel. Can I power through 2 no-problem and then jump on a 3rd? I have no fucking idea.

Here's the 3 I'm thinking of trying:

The Walking Ched (breaded + deep fried macaroni + cheese bun, bacon, Cheddar cheese, caramelized + red onion, macaroni + cheese, mayo)

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Look at all that cheesy thiccness. GOT DAMN. This is going to be burger #1 because if I stop here, at least I'll have eaten the one I want to try the most.


The Raygun (Monterey Jack, fried jalapeños, caramelized onion, bacon, guacamole, chipotle mayo)

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Fuck that looks good. FUCK

And 3rd...well...this one is a tough choice. Maybe 'Sarah's Revenge'? I dunno, talk me into something else! (Monterey Jack cheese, bacon, caramelized onions, fried jalapeño, red onion, horseradish sauce)

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* If I die doing this, then I promise to donate a bajillion dollars to the forum
** They don't have anything with Old Bay. Sorry.
*** Give Tuco Negs to offset this injustice
**** I still owe you a steak dinner Dandai DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN

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I had zombie burger at the airport there. Cant remember what I had though as its been a few years now. Go with McCheeses blessing.

Erronius said:

OK, friends, I'm going to need this thread's blessing this weekend. WITNESS ME!

A buddy and I are taking a road trip up to Des Moines to hit up and McCheese the shit out of Zombie Burger. Last time I went to their 'mall' location, but this time we're going to hit up their downtown digs (and that location has alcohol, you see). Downtown Des Moines — Zombie Burger

I'm thinking of trying to eat 3 or their burgers. Not 3 single patty burgers...and not 3 double patty burgers. I may be an idiot, but I'm thinking of trying 3 separate triple patty burgers.

My plan is to order 1 or 2, and then see how I feel. Can I power through 2 no-problem and then jump on a 3rd? I have no fucking idea.

Here's the 3 I'm thinking of trying:

The Walking Ched (breaded + deep fried macaroni + cheese bun, bacon, Cheddar cheese, caramelized + red onion, macaroni + cheese, mayo)

View attachment 412213

Look at all that cheesy thiccness. GOT DAMN. This is going to be burger #1 because if I stop here, at least I'll have eaten the one I want to try the most.


The Raygun (Monterey Jack, fried jalapeños, caramelized onion, bacon, guacamole, chipotle mayo)

View attachment 412215

Fuck that looks good. FUCK

And 3rd...well...this one is a tough choice. Maybe 'Sarah's Revenge'? I dunno, talk me into something else! (Monterey Jack cheese, bacon, caramelized onions, fried jalapeño, red onion, horseradish sauce)

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* If I die doing this, then I promise to donate a bajillion dollars to the forum
** They don't have anything with Old Bay. Sorry.
*** Give Tuco Negs to offset this injustice
**** I still owe you a steak dinner Dandai DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN

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Raygun.

Hot damn, I didn’t think they’d actually have these up north. Thank the lord.

At Joes

zman
Burnt ends
Full slab

My beans were spot on today. Top 3 baked beans ever.

My favorite spicy sauce too.

TJT said:

I'll have to go try pequod when I go to Chicago again.

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