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Ossoi

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More American Frankenstein foods



This is some Ghostbusters level cats and dogs shit.

What next - Big Macs with pop tarts instead of buns?

Coke flavour mountain dew?
 
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Ritley

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Ossoi said:
More American Frankenstein foods



This is some Ghostbusters level cats and dogs shit.

What next - Big Macs with pop tarts instead of buns?

Coke flavour mountain dew?
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I’d try it, would probably be pretty good actually
 
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Furry

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Ritley said:
Is try it, would probably be pretty good actually
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A ritz cracker is just crunchy saltiness with a little bit of butter flavor, and peanut butter mixes with chocolate just fine. I can't see anything in this that makes me hesitant to try one. Could possibly even be pretty good. It's basically like drizzling some Hershey's syrup on a toasted peanut butter and fluff sandwich.

The only reason I didn't do that already as a kid is I already thought I was hacking reality with a peanut butter and fluff sandwich.
 
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McCheese

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Ritz Crackers with peanut butter + marshmallow creme dipped in milk chocolate is a popular holiday treat. These are just a mass produced version to gorge on anytime.
 
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Zzen

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McCheese said:
Ritz Crackers with peanut butter + marshmallow creme dipped in milk chocolate is a popular holiday treat. These are just a mass produced version to gorge on anytime.
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McCheese approved 👍

Assoi BTFO
 
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Ossoi

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Zzen said:
McCheese approved 👍

Assoi BTFO
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It's either him or someone else that drinks ranch dressing. There's no way he's "banging" me "the fuck" "out" because he'd have a cardiac arrest trying to catch me.
 
Furry

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Ossoi said:
It's either him or someone else that drinks ranch dressing. There's no way he's "banging" me "the fuck" "out" because he'd have a cardiac arrest trying to catch me.
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You're like the fag version of me. I do whatever I want and have a perfect body shape. Shit every day around 6pm, eat whatever I want and I'll still be 20% BMI. Drink tons of water, piss a lot more. Drinking ranch dressing is an average morne.
 
Edaw

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McCheese said:
Ritz Crackers with peanut butter + marshmallow creme dipped in milk chocolate is a popular holiday treat. These are just a mass produced version to gorge on anytime.
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Yeah, this has been a thing for ages. Should have gone with the peanut butter cup instead.

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Furry

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Ossoi said:
BMI isn't measured in %

You don't look like me.
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I dunno I have a six pack and lift 200 lbs on the regular. That's probably a bit much for you. And you probably aren't in my suit crowds.
 
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Harshaw

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joz123 said:
The deals on the McDonald's app seems to be based on locations now. Where I live the deals are terrible but when I was in SoCal recently there was good ones.
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I constantly have like buy 1 Dbl Cheeseburger or 6 piece nuggets get a 2nd for 29 cents. Also another that is buy 1 Big Mac, quarter pounder, filet o fish, or 10 piece nuggets get 1 for 29 cents. They have been there for months.
 
Hekotat

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Got a bacon cheeseburger with onion rings at What-a-burger today, small town action kicking the shit out of the city franchises. Got it all for less than a Taco Bell meal as well which is nuts.

Are their sales doing bad or have they become so bloated they have to add on extra just to get by? I'm genuinely curious about this.
 
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BoozeCube

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Furry said:
r. Ignore them and send your cruise missiles somewh
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Oh I never get them. Honestly if you get roast beef when visiting Arby's you are doing it wrong.

It's been a while since I last visited an Arby's but the top tier items are

Jamocha Shakes
Curly Fries and/or Potato cakes
Their Mozzarella sticks are the best in fast food
and their Smokehouse Brisket

And a bag of their horsey sauce, deviate much and you are doing it wrong.
 
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