So I ended up writing my local Dominos off.
The deals were pretty good, but for whatever reason they can't hire and keep drivers locally, it seems.
I haven't had a delivery time in under 2 hours this year, and the fucking location is 2 miles away.
The last time I ordered, it took almost 3hrs. And the dude showed up at my door, in the rain, soaked and disheveled, looking like he was delivering pizzas on foot. Didn't have my soda, asked me if I wanted him to go to a store and get me a different one (?), and I was like "Dude, just give me my pizza". I wasn't even mad at him. But their pizza tracker wasn't working, I wasn't sure if anyone was going to show up at almost the 3hr mark, I had to get up super early the next day, so I'd just laid down to sleep when dude showed up with the pizza and knocked on the door.
The time before this, it took them 2.5hrs. But the tracking app was working that time...so I saw when it showed up, looked out my window, and saw the driver had parked but was sitting on the fucking curb and arguing with someone on his phone. And he only hung up and grabbed the pizza when he saw me come outside.
You can go pick it up instead of delivery, but if I'm going to go somewhere for carry-out then I'll go somewhere better than Dominos.