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Lanx

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Where the fuck can I get this??
he's not joking, they sell this shit in kansas
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I’m still traumatized by how awful the shrimp pizza dominos made in the early 90s was. Got me to look to see if anyone still carries it…. Apparently japan still has a shrimp pizza… and the Japanese dominos menu is completely bonkers.
 

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I am pretty standard on pizzas. I have tried like cheeseburger or taco pizzas, but I prefer some double pepperoni. However this shit is good as fuck. Italian beef and Giardinera pizza.

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Ordered a new place with Chicago style pizza. And ordered some pesto cheese bread sticks. Hopefully doesn't suck!
 
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I am pretty standard on pizzas. I have tried like cheeseburger or taco pizzas, but I prefer some double pepperoni. However this shit is good as fuck. Italian beef and Giardinera pizza.

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It’s a baller combo.
 
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BrutulTM

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I’m still traumatized by how awful the shrimp pizza dominos made in the early 90s was. Got me to look to see if anyone still carries it…. Apparently japan still has a shrimp pizza… and the Japanese dominos menu is completely bonkers.

When I was a kid there was a local chain called Little Big Man pizza and their shrimp pizza was my favorite. The place closed here years ago but I happened to pass through a town that still has one a couple years back and stopped for a shrimp pizza out of nostalgia. Not really as good as I remembered. It was made with those itty bitty shrimp that come in cans.

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When I was a kid there was a local chain called Little Big Man pizza and their shrimp pizza was my favorite. The place closed here years ago but I happened to pass through a town that still has one a couple years back and stopped for a shrimp pizza out of nostalgia. Not really as good as I remembered. It was made with those itty bitty shrimp that come in cans.

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My rant is not at your post, it was just triggered by it.

Those little fucking things are not human food. Never once has a "pink shrimp" (aka "salad shrimp") ever been deveined.

Lets be clear. Deveining refers to removal of the intestine, which is a long tube packed full of shit.

Shrimp are delicious but the vein has to be removed. Occasionally you'll run into a shit-tier restaurant that doesnt devein their shrimp, I mean normal, regular size shrimp. This means they are literally serving shit - solid, visible, fecal material - on your plate. Obviously a thinking person sends those back and firebombs the kitchen.

But these little fucking pink shrimp --- they are never, ever deveined.

Thats fishing bait, not food for people.
 
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I'm curious how they even get the heads and shells off. Obviously there's not someone doing it by hand. Maybe it's like canned mandarin oranges where they put it in some kind of solution that dissolves the shell but leaves the tail?
 
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I'm curious how they even get the heads and shells off. Obviously there's not someone doing it by hand. Maybe it's like canned mandarin oranges where they put it in some kind of solution that dissolves the shell but leaves the tail?
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I'm curious how they even get the heads and shells off. Obviously there's not someone doing it by hand. Maybe it's like canned mandarin oranges where they put it in some kind of solution that dissolves the shell but leaves the tail?
for asian ingredients

dried shrimp does not have head, something about the chemical makeup of the brain is bad for shelf life (also why shell heads are called for in soups)
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once the shrimp is dried/fried, the head becomes brittle and easily separates from the body

fermented shrimp in solution, still gots head on cuz no brittleness
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