The Fast Food Thread

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That dip is...Okay. very strong jalapeño smell, little bit of jalapeño taste, that's about it. Didn't taste like cool ranch to me at all and I ate it with the taco flavored doritos. Had a cooling effect though, so maybe it's better with spicy chips.

The only ketchup worth eating is Whataburger spicy. Everything else sucks once you've had it.
 
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Lanx

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Xevy said:
Bigtime question:

What's your go-to Ketchup. Not a "sometimes" ketchup, but the defactor ketchup of your household. After the supply chain shit I had to try a bunch of types and I understand why people don't like ketchup on shit, because most of the companies had a really watery, sugary, and not that good ketchup.

My favorite and a GREAT Ketchup that probably most people have never had is:

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It's amazing. Takes stuff like leftover meatloaf or low quality microwaved hotdogs and makes them more than palatable. I highly recommend giving it a try as I don't think it's much more expensive than Heinz or Red Gold which were very underwhelming to me.
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if you don't say heinz, you weren't raised properly

i do admit i am partial mcdee katsup, i'm almost certain it was the first katsup i had cuz growing up we rarely had american condiments in the house, and if we did have it, it was probably bought for a once a summer bbq

but i'd get mcdees every sunday to collect the happymeal toys
 
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Xevy said:
hotdogs
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Harshaw

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Lanx said:
if you don't say heinz, you weren't raised properly

i do admit i am partial mcdee katsup, i'm almost certain it was the first katsup i had cuz growing up we rarely had american condiments in the house, and if we did have it, it was probably bought for a once a summer bbq

but i'd get mcdees every sunday to collect the happymeal toys
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The McD's ketchup comes a close 2nd to Heinz. It's been 10 years since McD's dumped Heinz, doesn't feel that long ago though.
 
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Drinsic said:
www.wkrn.com

In-N-Out coming to Tennessee

Governor Bill Lee announced Tuesday morning California burger chain In-N-Out Burgers is coming to Tennessee.
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restaurants won't be open until 2026, son of a bitch
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Xevy said:
Bigtime question:

What's your go-to Ketchup.
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Trader Joe's makes good ketchup. Regional option, but worth it if there's one close enough. All the tang and tomatoey flavor without the layers of acidic heart burn most brands try to cover up with extra sugar. It's a pretty low bar, though, since most ketchup is terrible.
 
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Drinsic said:
www.wkrn.com

In-N-Out coming to Tennessee

Governor Bill Lee announced Tuesday morning California burger chain In-N-Out Burgers is coming to Tennessee.
www.wkrn.com www.wkrn.com

restaurants won't be open until 2026, son of a bitch
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Sometime certain fast food places are great because of where they are and the infrequency you get them.
They just opened a Portillos in Dfw and it’s fine, but I don’t think I’ll go back anytime soon.
 
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Ishad said:
Sometime certain fast food places are great because of where they are and the infrequency you get them.
They just opened a Portillos in Dfw and it’s fine, but I don’t think I’ll go back anytime soon.
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Only thing worth getting at Portillos are Chicago Dogs and the chocolate cake shake.
 
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Drinsic

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Ishad said:
Sometime certain fast food places are great because of where they are and the infrequency you get them.
They just opened a Portillos in Dfw and it’s fine, but I don’t think I’ll go back anytime soon.
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Maybe, but In-N-Out is by far my favorite bang-for-your-buck burger joint. If price wasn't an issue I'd just stick with Shake Shack, but that shit's like $15+ for a meal. I find myself on the western half of the US often enough for family and work that it doesn't feel like some rare delicacy either.
 
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Ishad

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Drinsic said:
Maybe, but In-N-Out is by far my favorite bang-for-your-buck burger joint. If price wasn't an issue I'd just stick with Shake Shack, but that shit's like $15+ for a meal. I find myself on the western half of the US often enough for family and work that it doesn't feel like some rare delicacy either.
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I like in-n-out burgers but hate their fries. Whataburger ends up being my go to for value burger.
 
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Ishad said:
I like in-n-out burgers but hate their fries. Whataburger ends up being my go to for value burger.
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Whataburger is definitely my favorite fast food burger, but in-n-out is pretty good, so I stop their when it’s on my path sometimes. Their fries are definitely trash though.
 
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I'll grant you their fries are weak - order them well done and add some salt. I prefer their burgers to Whataburger though.
 
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Chysamere

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Yep.

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Spicy Black Pepper Mcnuggets with Black Garlic or Spicy Cheese sauce.

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Fucking yepp. Cookies and cream pie.
 
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Chysamere said:
Yep.

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Spicy Black Pepper Mcnuggets with Black Garlic or Spicy Cheese sauce.

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Fucking yepp. Cookies and cream pie.
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Maybe you back answer this, but why the fuck are the Japanese so weird with language when it comes to these advertisements? Why write out “spicy” when they have a word for that? Same with shit like garlic. Why is the Belgian chocolate pie pronounced shokora and not chokora?
 
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The correct order at In-N-Out is 2 double doubles animal style. Then you don't need fries.
 
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