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TJT

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I’m hoping the next time we use my parents house in TN, the Buc-Ees in Sevierville is finished. Thing looks goddamn enormous. Going down 81, there were constant billboards for Buc-Ees advertising that it’s only 100miles away, so it’s worth holding your piss for those bathrooms. Definitely piqued my curiosity.
Buc-Ees is a gas station the size of Walmart.

There is nothing in my mind more Texas than impulse buying a $3500 pit smoker at Buc-Ees. It trips me up a lot because Buc-Ees are all strategically in the middle of nowhere between major metros.
 
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BrutulTM

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It trips me up a lot because Buc-Ees are all strategically in the middle of nowhere between major metros.
Probably spaced about 300 miles apart on all the main trucking routes. At least that's how the Flying J's are around here. Our local Flying J shut down and the explanation was that it was only 150 miles from the next one along the interstate to the west and 80 miles from one to the east and they felt that they were losing revenue by having 3 truck stops that close to each other.
 
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honestly haven't had the chili since

if i had to guess, it probably tasted good cuz they threw in day old unused patties into the pot
 
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Harshaw

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Eh. I like Wendy's chili. Just get it with cheese and onions. Then put like 5 packets of their hot chili sauce in.
 
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wendys was my dollar menu in college
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honestly haven't had the chili since

if i had to guess, it probably tasted good cuz they threw in day old unused patties into the pot

We need to time travel back to 90's and unfuck this timeline.
 
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moonarchia

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We go back like Terminator and stop social media.
Can we help funny mustache man win the war? I feel like that would have precluded an awful lot of the bullshit that has been snowballing the past 80 years.
 
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Conefed

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any quality crunchy air-fryable crispy shrimp recommendations?
 
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OU Ariakas

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Brits try Buc-ee's and Wataburger. They (correctly) decide that the Patty Melt is the best Wataburger burger. Oh, they went to the Houston Rodeo as well.



 
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I feel like hawaiian bros has pulled back on the meat mountains they used to give, but their fatty plate is still a shitload of food. When I want a teriyaki flavor (lets admit it, their sauces all taste pretty much the same), they are a pretty dope place.
 

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I guess this is Japan's version of a double down? Kinda weird, that's a hash brown in there.

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pharmakos

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We need to time travel back to 90's and unfuck this timeline.
We are on the best timeline. Go back and change anything in the precarious balance that were the Fast Food Wars of the 1990s and we might not have Doritos Locos Tacos or Nacho Fries. Not worth the risk.
 
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