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Only good thing at Carl's Jr is western bacon cheeseburger. Sometimes they fuck that up and put barely any bbq sauce on it.
The last time Hardee’s was good was when these bad boys were around.


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Tried a Culver's chicken sandwich. Absolute shit. It is literally a Walmart frozen chicken patty. And it was like $6
The crappy 1.99 McDonalds chicken sandwich was better.
 
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Tried a Culver's chicken sandwich. Absolute shit. It is literally a Walmart frozen chicken patty. And it was like $6
The crappy 1.99 McDonalds chicken sandwich was better.
Culver's chicken is the worst stuff on the menu. Although, I don't mind their tenders, you go to Culver's for burgers.
 
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Between Denver and Greeley just off of I-25. Town is Johnstown I think. E of the highway. End of this year beginning of next is what they are guesstimating.
Oh so wit the other big truck stops. Would have been great living along 119 in Firestone. But if I ever visit I'll have to swing by
 

Sludig

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Tried a Culver's chicken sandwich. Absolute shit. It is literally a Walmart frozen chicken patty. And it was like $6
The crappy 1.99 McDonalds chicken sandwich was better.
You ordered the wrong things by a giant margin. Butterburgers, Friday fish fry, something else I'm forgetting and cheese curds.
 
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You didn't get a beaver tail? Those things are the best item they have. It's a cinnamon roll made from a croissant type dough, it's incredible.


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The cinnamon sweet beaver nuggets are the best ones I've had so far, I thought it would be the sea salt caramel variants but I was wrong.
I like the spicy jalapeno ones. Their spicy crackers are also amazing with cheese and summer sausage. Buccee's really is like going to the candy store as a kid, but now your an adult and can drop down on everything you want.
 
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Thoughts on Firehouse Subs? Know several by people middle aged women who can't cook for their single child families who love and talk about Firehouse Subs obessively. Seemed average to me.

Chili was bad, just tasted like underseasoned stewed tomatoes.

I got the spicy Cajun chicken and it wasn't terrible, just generically spicy on top of spicy flavor. Also tried some brisket cheddar described as "slightly fancier Arby's" and had to agree was pretty average.

Overall 5/10 and no point in going back myself but would eat if it was being supplied or suggested by people who can't cook and seem embarrassed by going out for good food.
 

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I think it's been debated in here a bunch, but the more I've eaten there the less I've liked it.
 
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Thoughts on Firehouse Subs? Know several by people middle aged women who can't cook for their single child families who love and talk about Firehouse Subs obessively. Seemed average to me.

Chili was bad, just tasted like underseasoned stewed tomatoes.

I got the spicy Cajun chicken and it wasn't terrible, just generically spicy on top of spicy flavor. Also tried some brisket cheddar described as "slightly fancier Arby's" and had to agree was pretty average.

Overall 5/10 and no point in going back myself but would eat if it was being supplied or suggested by people who can't cook and seem embarrassed by going out for good food.

There's no reason this place deserves to be in business and Quiznos outta business.

Can't just find a good sammich shop around anymore for a reasonable price with reasonable ingredients
 
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Thoughts on Firehouse Subs? Know several by people middle aged women who can't cook for their single child families who love and talk about Firehouse Subs obessively. Seemed average to me.

Chili was bad, just tasted like underseasoned stewed tomatoes.

I got the spicy Cajun chicken and it wasn't terrible, just generically spicy on top of spicy flavor. Also tried some brisket cheddar described as "slightly fancier Arby's" and had to agree was pretty average.

Overall 5/10 and no point in going back myself but would eat if it was being supplied or suggested by people who can't cook and seem embarrassed by going out for good food.
Their best sandwich is the meatball one. The rest are mediocre. Rather get a bobby at Capriottis.
 
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The pretzel bites are pretty good.
Don't think I've had them, went a year or two as they were out of the way and now they don't have any in my new state. That and a single del taco that is at the bottom of the Wendy's variability scale has me a little sad about what I've lost to come here. But at least there's some amazing homestyle and country chicken places that are great and don't cost that much more than fast food does anymore
 
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Don't think I've had them, went a year or two as they were out of the way and now they don't have any in my new state. That and a single del taco that is at the bottom of the Wendy's variability scale has me a little sad about what I've lost to come here. But at least there's some amazing homestyle and country chicken places that are great and don't cost that much more than fast food does anymore
Since I have been back to FL I have only been doing chain fast food rarely. So many small town mom and pops places here that I spend my dollars there. Just tried a place that specializes in hot dogs of all makes and models. Regular or footlong, Coney and Chicago and all other variations. Prices are super reasonable.


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There's no reason this place deserves to be in business and Quiznos outta business.

I hadn't gone to Quiznos for years despite really liking them, so I feel personally responsible for their closing.

When I was in the Army there were only a few places that delivered to base because it was a ways out of town and Quiznos was one of them. Used to get the Monterey Chicken I think it was called and the longer delivery time gave enough time for the sandwich flavors to all meld together but not yet get soggy. Was good stuff. And some of the guys would deliver us booze too. They always got tipped very well.
 
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I hadn't gone to Quiznos for years despite really liking them, so I feel personally responsible for their closing.

When I was in the Army there were only a few places that delivered to base because it was a ways out of town and Quiznos was one of them. Used to get the Monterey Chicken I think it was called and the longer delivery time gave enough time for the sandwich flavors to all meld together but not yet get soggy. Was good stuff. And some of the guys would deliver us booze too. They always got tipped very well.

It is a shame Quiznos died and Subway remains. Just proof that quality doesn't matter.
 
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It is a shame Quiznos died and Subway remains. Just proof that quality doesn't matter.
Quiznos was so good. That briscuit sandwich was god tier. I miss going and getting that after class and gaming. 20 years ago was bliss.
 
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It is a shame Quiznos died and Subway remains. Just proof that quality doesn't matter.
You don't like subway? What's wrong with someone opening up a sugar loaf and stretching one shaved piece of meat across the whole thing and then acting like a miser every time you ask for an ingredient. Oh you want spinach. Here's your one damn spinach leaf. Oh you want some red onion. Here's a single strand cut with extreme precision to be incredibly thin you fuck.
 
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Quiznos died? Dafuq?

The only one I know of near me, is still open...

Or are all of you talking about the 2014 bankruptcy? I'd forgotten all about that.

 
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I hadn't gone to Quiznos for years despite really liking them, so I feel personally responsible for their closing.

When I was in the Army there were only a few places that delivered to base because it was a ways out of town and Quiznos was one of them. Used to get the Monterey Chicken I think it was called and the longer delivery time gave enough time for the sandwich flavors to all meld together but not yet get soggy. Was good stuff. And some of the guys would deliver us booze too. They always got tipped very well.

I had one about 10 miles away up until the fucking pandemic killed it. We tried really hard too, made it a fast food staple. Tried to hit it at least once a week, didn't help. I was there so often the employees would hit me with their free meal when they weren't gonna eat. Took both my kids there growing up, invented some hilarious ways to call a sandwich (my youngest doesn't like melted cheese or condiments yet, so I'd order her a "kids ham...hold the flavor").

Now the closest one is in a pretty lousy part of town. Not super stoked. It's also owned by this Asian couple, so I think it's a DVD rental place too. It's fucking weird.
 
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