The Fast Food Thread

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Tenks

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Ketchup is basically ranch dressing for 8 year olds. At least mature up like my boy Cheesey and smother everything in a real condiment.
 
Soygen

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I don't really like it at all. I'll suffer through it, but I have had the same bottle in my refrigerator forever and only because my gf bought it when we did a cookout.
 
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Soygen_sl said:
I don't really like it at all. I'll suffer through it, but I have had the same bottle in my refrigerator forever and only because my gf bought it when we did a cookout.
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I'm this way with candy. I have a bowl of M&M's on the kitchen counter that's been there for atleast 9 months.
 
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Ketchup is whatever. Only time you need ketchup to mask flavor is when something sucks. A burger should never need ketchup, EVER. And don't even get me started with fries.

Hot sauce is the way to go.
 
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Yeah no thanks, I like ketchup with my fries. That is about the only thing I will eat with ketchup anymore, though.
 
Soygen

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If I have fries at my house, I eat them with this stuff:

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If I'm out, I'll use ketchup if that's all there is.
 
Melvin

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Tenks_sl said:
Ketchup tastes like tomato shit
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Vvoid_sl said:
I dip my fries in the blood of my enemies.

Oh, was that not how we were doing it?
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Same here, except all my enemies are tomatoes. I also dip my fries in the shit of my enemies after I run out of blood.

I'm pretty surprised that there's a bunch of you guys that don't like ketchup. Do you guys put tomato sauce in chili, or do you use ranch for that too?
 
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Melvin_sl said:
I'm pretty surprised that there's a bunch of you guys that don't like ketchup. Do you guys put tomato sauce in chili, or do you use ranch for that too?
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Are you insinuating that tomato sauce tastes like ketchup? They are both from tomatoes, sure, but ketchup is full of sugar and vinegar.
 
Melvin

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The good ketchup is full of sugar, the plebe shit uses HFCS. And ranch isalsofull of sugar and vinegar.

I guess now that I think about it, tomato sauce and ketchup don't really taste that much alike after all. I mean, why else would I put ketchup on chili dogs?
 
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