The Fast Food Thread

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Conefed

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Had my first less than stellar Chic-fil-A breakfast experience - Their biscuits are usually buttery and stay together just long enough to fall into your mouth. This time, that still, but the flavor was more cornmeal-like and the texture was microgranular
 

Conefed

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Found an odd thing today, 3 cases of Baja blast at the grocery store. They haven't been in stores since july. I think someone found 3 cases in stock in the back that were just forgotten and put them out.
In my area they're everywhere to point it doesn't feel special.
 
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Ossoi

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LMAO, he has dainty little girl hands.

Be sure to add that to your Ossoi Ossoi lore file seeing as how you're doing a stellar job so far. Except for one glaring error when you said I sucked coke off a trannys wang

A) you don't suck coke you snort it. You obviously confused what you do when you find yourself in close proximity to a cock

B) it wasn't a trannys cock it was a man cock
 
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lurkingdirk

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McDonalds in Switzerland has the option to order a single McNugget.

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Void

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You fuckers and your bounty of Baja Blasts. I can't find any at all here. If I found them in diet, I'd buy out the store and just keep them in stock.
 

TJT

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The Baja blast obsession is something I never understood. Then again I always hated mountain dew anyway.
 
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lurkingdirk

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KFC trying something new.

The Chizza (pronounced “cheet-za”) features two white-meat, extra-crispy fried chicken fillets with marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni.


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Ossoi

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KFC trying something new.

The Chizza (pronounced “cheet-za”) features two white-meat, extra-crispy fried chicken fillets with marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni.


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Chysamere

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KFC trying something new.

The Chizza (pronounced “cheet-za”) features two white-meat, extra-crispy fried chicken fillets with marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni.


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That ain't a Chizza. This is a Chizza, and I wish they would bring them back.

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