The Fast Food Thread

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Round 2 son can't get enough
 

Alex

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Spicy food doesn't make me sweat, but it I tear up horribly. Waiters will sometimes ask me if the food is too spicy. I always have to explain how they're tears of joy.
 

McCheese

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I don't have high blood pressure. I'm just a sweaty guy.

I sympathize with the spicy tears. If I know I'm going to be eating spicy food I'll make sure I have ample tissues/napkins on hand to dry my eyes and blow my runny nose.

I never thought about it, but I must be a horribly disgusting site when I'm eating spicy/sour food.
 

Mist

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Spicy food makes eyes water a bit and makes my nose run like crazy.

On the flip side, I used to get chronic sinus infections (like once every couple months) before I started eating lots of spicy foods. I haven't been seriously sick in over a decade, since the guys at my first IT job would hardcore make fun of me for eating the most plain mayo-on-toast shit and I had to learn to like spicy food. I was actually such a wuss that I couldn't even eat cinnamon red hots/atomic fireballs, which were the only candy usually found in the office.
 

Mist

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The commercial makes it look gross, because it shows their ground beef which is disgusting. Can you get it with chicken?
 

Tenks

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My nose runs really badly when I eat spicy food.

Also I found out Frank's Red Hot Buffalo "Hot Buffalo" is really, really good. It isn't too hot that you can't taste any flavor but hot enough you know you're eating some wings. I'd say it is similar to like Spicy Garlic at BW3.
 

Alex

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Yeah, that buffalo sauce is pretty legit. Honestly my favorite might be the Kroger brand though. Unfortunately I can't get that out here.
 

Tenks

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I'll give Kroger a whirl after I run out of Franks. About where does it land on the spicy scale?
 

Alex

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Maybe a little hotter than the Frank's. It's much thicker than the Frank's though - which I like.
 

Noodleface

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If you really want to make Frank's good add a bit of melted butter to it. Will taste near-restaurant quality.
 

Tenks

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This is the fast food thread take it down a level here Noodle. I'm already feeling fancy putting my wings in the oven and not microwaving them.
 

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Speaking of Spicy

Whats the consensus on the best Kettle Cooked Jalapeno chips.

I found a brand at Krogers that is really good, but want to see what else is out there. Miss Vickies any good?
 

Joeboo

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The best is Art & Marys, IMO
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Not sure if they are available nationwide or if they are just regional, but they are awesome. Only problem is they are expensive as shit and the bag is usually half full at best.

I'd rank them as:
1) Art & Marys
2) Jimmy Johns in-store brand
3) Miss Vickies
4) Lays

none are bad, even the Lays are pretty respectable, I'll happily eat any of them.
 

Grimmlokk

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Speaking of Spicy

Whats the consensus on the best Kettle Cooked Jalapeno chips.

I found a brand at Krogers that is really good, but want to see what else is out there. Miss Vickies any good?
I just this week had these and they were really tasty.

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Little more kick than jalapeno but not by much. Takes a few chips for the heat to really hit full force but it never overpowers the actual flavor.