The Fast Food Thread

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Noodleface

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I did the whole quitting soda thing like 3 months ago. I went cold turkey for like 2 months but now when we go out to eat I do get a soda. Not drinking them besides that though, so maybe twice a month at most.

Sparkling water really did it for me
 
Royal

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I really only drink a soda with burgers. I like a beer or iced tea any other time that I'm eating out because restaurant water is more miss than hit around here. It usually tastes over treated. Meals at home or work are usually water though.
 
pharmakos

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Sacel_sl said:
Turkeyloaf is chokeworthy awful also. Turkey chili is fine.

Nothing new, but I want to plug again the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's. At $2.10, it's my jam. So good. the bun. the bacon. so good. Dri-thru, pull over, and eat with eyes closed mm mm
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those used to be 99 cents. i refuse to buy them at that price.

McCheese_sl said:
bacon egg and cheese biscuit all day.
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protip: have them add "breakfast sauce" to your BEC biscuit. its the sauce they put on the bagels, but it works so much better on the biscuits. doesn't pair with sausage well, but goes perfectly with bacon/egg/cheese items.
 
Regime

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Eyashusa_sl said:
Was not impressed with volcano quesarito last night. The construct was bad (just tasted like a double wrapped burrito) and barely any volcano sauce. Forgot to ask for extra.

will probably not get again except to convince myself I'll win a PS4.
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Yes you will.
Next time...
 
Khane

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Bros, listen to me. When you go get the Volcano Quesarito you HAVE to ask for extra volcano sauce. Otherwise you've got a 50/50 chance of just getting a regular quesarito. It's a problem. T-Bell doesn't have their sauce game on point. They never have.

What makes it even more dire is the sauces they create are the greatest sauces on earth... and one day they load you up with all that deliciousness only to pull the rug out from under you the next time you go and you get nothing. It's enough to drive a man insane.

Always ask for extra sauce.
 
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Mine had a good amount of sauce. I just don't like quesaritos I don't think. It always seems to have too much tortilla and too much rice.
 
Noodleface

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I want to try this stuff but I have order anxiety since I've only eaten at taco bell once in my life.

What do I order if I just want like 4 quesaritos with no sour cream and volcano sauce.

"?quatro quesaritos con mucho salsa volcano y sin la crema agrea por favor!"

Or are there other weird items I don't want? I don't like sour cream or quacamole. Plz guys, Plz. I am nervous.
 
Noodleface

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DO I HAVE TO ORDER IN SPANISH OR NOT

Edit: Wow thanks Khane

WHOA!

OUR MENU IS CURRENTLY DOWN

(Unless you were looking for a page with an animation of a taco tripping and literally spilling the beans. in which case, it definitely exists, and you definitely found it.)
 
Khane

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Noodlemod_sl said:
DO I HAVE TO ORDER IN SPANISH OR NOT

Edit: Wow thanks Khane

WHOA!

OUR MENU IS CURRENTLY DOWN

(Unless you were looking for a page with an animation of a taco tripping and literally spilling the beans. in which case, it definitely exists, and you definitely found it.)
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You know nothing Noodle Snow.
 
Lanx

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Noodlemod_sl said:
I want to try this stuff but I have order anxiety since I've only eaten at taco bell once in my life.

What do I order if I just want like 4 quesaritos with no sour cream and volcano sauce.

"?quatro quesaritos con mucho salsa volcano y sin la crema agrea por favor!"

Or are there other weird items I don't want? I don't like sour cream or quacamole. Plz guys, Plz. I am nervous.
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damn 4 quesoritos seems like a lot, maybe try 2 quesoritos and 3 crunchy tacos?
 
Khane

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4 quesaritos is like 3200 calories. A light snack for a diabetic who just got out of the hospital.
 
Alex

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When you order shit in Spanish you just say "me pone _____". It's one of the easiest ordering phrases there is.
 
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