The Fast Food Thread

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Khane

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To be fair to chaos. Most people suck at home made mac n cheese. Ya gotta know how to make a roux and idiots just throw raw cheese on cooked macaroni and go "MMMMMM HOMEMADE!" Fuck that shit.
 
chaos

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I can roux my fucking ass off. I have tried making homemade mac and cheese about a hundred times and have had it from family and friends and even restaurants, literally one time it was better than boxed. And I was shitty drunk. Something with my taste buds, I just like the box shit, idk. Maybe because I have eaten so much of it. Shit was a staple when I was in the Navy.
 
Agraza

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i love boxed mac. fuck real cheddar on my pasta. it feels like hot glue sticking to my whole throat going down. boxed mac is the perfect texture and taste.
 
Khane

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Agraza_sl said:
i love boxed mac. fuck real cheddar on my pasta. it feels like hot glue sticking to my whole throat going down. boxed mac is the perfect texture and taste.
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Point proven. Learn how to roux mother fuckers.
 
Agraza

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if it doesn't come in a cardboard box or paper wrapper it's probably so gay that you may as well put a dick in your mouth.
 
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I've been drinking (fuck you chaos), but I wonder how much of this is due to people growing up on boxed mac and cheese and anything else tastes...wrong
 
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Even as a kid I didn't like boxed Mac N Cheese. Which sucked because my mom would make either boxed mac n cheese or fucking Velveeta shells like three times a week. But you know the worst? The absolute fucking worst? She bought this garbage horse shit at least twice a month. It tasted like fucking ass. Sometimes she'd have the nerve to make this bullshit with Velveeta shells and I basically ate nothing for dinner.
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chaos

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Oh man, you know what trash food I still absolutely LOVE? Those frozen chicken cordon bleu things. My uncle's grandmother (who was older than the sun) used to get those from Swanson. They are so fucking good. Give me that and some box mac and cheese and a Big Red and I'll be as diabetic as Noodlebro in no time.
 
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Tenks_sl said:
Even as a kid I didn't like boxed Mac N Cheese. Which sucked because my mom would make either boxed mac n cheese or fucking Velveeta shells like three times a week. But you know the worst? The absolute fucking worst? She bought this garbage horse shit at least twice a month. It tasted like fucking ass. Sometimes she'd have the nerve to make this bullshit with Velveeta shells and I basically ate nothing for dinner.
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Those look horrifying. But I like boxed M&C. I like any M&C.
 
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Vaclav

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chaos_sl said:
Oh man, you know what trash food I still absolutely LOVE? Those frozen chicken cordon bleu things. My uncle's grandmother (who was older than the sun) used to get those from Swanson. They are so fucking good. Give me that and some box mac and cheese and a Big Red and I'll be as diabetic as Noodlebro in no time.
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Never had premade ones, but well made truly cooked chicken cordon bleu is a thing of beauty - making me crave... wonder if we've got parts to make it tomorrow...
 
Agraza

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the bag cereals are. the ones not in boxes. but they're all pretty bad except the captain crunch knockoff. the bloody gums add flavor.
 
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chaos_sl said:
Oh man, you know what trash food I still absolutely LOVE? Those frozen chicken cordon bleu things. My uncle's grandmother (who was older than the sun) used to get those from Swanson. They are so fucking good. Give me that and some box mac and cheese and a Big Red and I'll be as diabetic as Noodlebro in no time.
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Man I ain't even the worst diabetic here, just the most stupid one.
 
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All this talk about Mac and cheese is making me nostalgic. About to put on some cut offs, grow a mullet, and crack open one of these bad boys.




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