The Fast Food Thread

Khane

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Anything other than a silky smooth runny yolk is a ruined egg. Unless it's scrambled.
 

Royal

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Go to Red Robin and have a Royal burger with a sunny side up egg.
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I would never endorse that travesty. Take off that egg and I could give it the thumbs up as a tasty looking burger.

My favorite burger is actually a bison patty, blue cheese, bacon, peppercorn mayo, lettuce, and tomato.
 

Xarpolis

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I'm not a big condiment person. I used to enjoy ketchup on a burger, but lately I've even been skipping that. Mayo is absolutely off limits. Pepper and maybe a little salt is all that a good burger needs.

Also, if you're doing tons of addons, anything more than a quarter pound of meat is a waste. It's way too big.
 

Lanx

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a good burger will be grilled, it won't have none of that stupid shit on the inside (Oh reeses!) fuck no.

It won't be fucking steamed with a shitty burger dome either, that's lazy
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Cheese will give it tang, that's good, you're eating a burger, not a steak

A bit of lettuce will give it texture, don't put a fucking half a head on there tho.

And toast the bread, this is essential to a non-soggy burger as that will create a barrier

that to me, imo should be the base cheeseburger, then load your condiments
 

Noodleface

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I never understood lettuce on a sandwich. Just puts worthless food into your stomach where that space could be filled with more meat.
 

Royal

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And toast the bread, this is essential to a non-soggy burger as that will create a barrier
I prefer the bun to be soft through and through. Strategic use of the add on's can create the same barrier (mayo and bacon underneath the patty, tomato then lettuce on top).