The Fast Food Thread
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Xevy
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For those who miss the Hardee's/Carl Jr's "El Diablo" burger, they now have an El Diablo burrito. It's basically the sauce and jalapeno poppers and shit in a burrito. I haven't had one yet, but I'm sure it's decent.
3rd Angriest whopper of the season today. It was glorious.
3rd Angriest whopper of the season today. It was glorious.
Hekotat
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I'm trying to eat healthy and you're bringing up Angry Whopper's and shit, next time you eat one give me a play by play in your most sultry voice.
Noodleface
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Had the "best pizza in boston" at Area 4 in Cambridge yesterday. Definitely not the best pizza. 4/10. Also I think it had cilantro on it because it had an extreme overwhelming soap taste to me.
radditsu
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I feel bad for the people that have the genetic cilantro=soap trait. Cilantro is a God-tier topping for me. I love it.
I hate people who put basil and horseshit on pizza. Pizza is for meat and cheese. Not your fucking spinach and herbs.
Noodleface
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Then dont go to Area 4
Thankfully work paid for it, so I don't care. Even the carnivore pizza had some weird hipster meats I had never heard of.
Their claim to fame is President Obama ate there.
I assume you're saying the Sopressata is hipster? Isn't it basically just salami?
Also their crust looks gross. In general the pizzas don't look very appetizing. I'd rather hit up Mellow Mushroom for expensive pizza.
Noodleface
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Sorry it wasn't the standard carnivore, it was some special they had. I don't even know what the ingredients were since she fired them off so quick.
It was wood-fire pizza but it was burnt to fuck.
It was wood-fire pizza but it was burnt to fuck.
Joeboo
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None of the Hardees in my city have Mexican Food. I've seen those in other states though, isn't it a Hardees/Red Burrito or something like that?
Khane
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We've had this discussion. Wood-fired pizza is always burned. Always. It's shit pizza cooked in a shit manner that appeals to people who are more concerned with what it sounds like than what it tastes like.
Hekotat
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I've never tried horse-shit stuffed crust before, where do you get such a delicacy?
Soygen
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Noodleface
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Noodleface
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Missed opportunity for dick in the pizza, but by the way that dude looks he probably has a really small dick anyways.