The Fast Food Thread

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Armadon

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joz123_sl said:
I've been to a McDonalds that had no burgers, this was before the all-day breakfast. Just made me go half a block down to Raising Canes instead.
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Last time I went to burger King they had no buns. I couldn't help but laugh as I walked out.
 
Conefed

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Erronius_sl said:
I don't think BK is shit-tier, but it def isn't God-tier either...

Occasionally a Whopper sounds amazing and scratches an itch, but I can't eat multiple burgers from BK in a short period of time, otherwise I start getting turned off by this weird almost 'liquid-smoke' kind of flavor.
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QFT - With fast food, you need to let places lay low for awhile.
 
Borzak

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If you call them crawdads, or the people who cook them for you call them crawdads you shouldn't eat them regardless.
 
lurkingdirk

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My children are monsters. They don't eat pringles one at a time as one should. They get 5 or 6 and bite them in half.

I have failed in raising my children.
 
Crone

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Had that stuffed crust pizza from little Caesars. Confirmed legit. Would definitely buy again!
 
pharmakos

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the only proper way to eat pringles is to take two, turn one upside, and hold them in your lips like a duck bill as you take your first bite.
 
chaos

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I literally can't remember ever having a positive experience at Burger King. Every single time it has been just the worst. Both service and in quality. Pure shit tier.
 
Kiroy

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I've never been to a real white castle and would really like to try it, none around here in CA though. How close are the frozen white castle burgers? I love those little fuckers.
 
Abefroman

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Kiroy_sl said:
I've never been to a real white castle and would really like to try it, none around here in CA though. How close are the frozen white castle burgers? I love those little fuckers.
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Inferior in every way to the god tier that is a freshly made white castles. The chicken rings and onion rings are also god tier. You get a free colon cleanse with every meal so you have the added perk of it being a health food.
 
Khane

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Honestly... I think the frozen ones are better than the restaurant burgers.
 
Hekotat

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I thought the same thing about BK, but the one in the ghetto near my work is top notch quality. I was expecting the worst when I got my Angriest Whopper but it's the only place I will get one now, it's perfect every time and that's odd to me considering it's location.
 
Noodleface

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Yeah locations vary. The one on the highway here is abysmal but the one across the street from my house is fucking awesome
 
pharmakos

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love me some Burger King Triple Stackers... everything else on the menu sucks and is overpriced.
 
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