The Fast Food Thread

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McCheese

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Alex said:
One of my favorite pizzas is prosciutto, arugula, and Parmesan. But since the Parmesan is added after the pizza is cooked I guess it doesn't count.

Look at all the missing cheese on this pizza.

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God pizza like this pisses me off. How the hell are you supposed to pick up a slice of that and eat it? It's completely impractical! All the toppings will just fall off. I ordered a pizza recently (mistake, cost like 15 dollars for a personal size and tasted like the same old shit I could get for half that, but whatever) and it came loaded with toppings that just tumbled off as soon as I started eating it. Half of what I paid for ended up falling onto the plate!
 
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Soygen

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If Noodle is hating on it, it's likely pretty tasty.
 
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Alex

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Yeah that pizza is one of the best pizzas I've ever had. If you don't like prosciutto you have problems.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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McCheese said:
God pizza like this pisses me off. How the hell are you supposed to pick up a slice of that and eat it? It's completely impractical! All the toppings will just fall off. I ordered a pizza recently (mistake, cost like 15 dollars for a personal size and tasted like the same old shit I could get for half that, but whatever) and it came loaded with toppings that just tumbled off as soon as I started eating it. Half of what I paid for ended up falling onto the plate!
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Eat it like steak.
 
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Noodleface

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My problem is the pretentious cheese shavings and piss colored jizz. Also arugula doesn't belong on pizza. It belongs being fed to animals because that's how shitty it is.
 
McCheese

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consensus said:
Eat it like steak.
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Some thing are meant to be eaten with your hands, unless you're a pretentious ass.

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Mrs. Gravy

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The "artisan grilled chicken" from McDeathwish is terrible. I should have just gone hungry.
 
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Chysamere

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Mcdonalds in Japan and Mcdonalds in Australia are pretty good. The Angus burgers are money and burgers in Japan are always picture perfect and fresh.
 
BrutulTM

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I always stick to the basics at McD's. Double Cheeseburger, Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, Double Quarter Pounder. They know how to make that shit. They always screw up the fancy stuff that they put on the menu.
 
Alex

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Yeah I order a Double QP 100% of the time. Sometimes I'll opt for an apple turnover instead of fries.
 
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