The Fast Food Thread

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Tried the Smoke Mountain sandwich at Arby's today.

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Pretty tasty. I liked the pork belly a lot. I think next time I would order it without the BBQ sauce and put Arby's sauce on it instead or maybe nothing at all because I thought the sauce that came on it was a little too sweet.
 
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Noodleface

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Got a large meal at BK last night, drank the whole drink and had to piss bad. Got stuck for 1.5 on the highway going about 1mph. Couldn't take it any longer so I emptied out the ice and filled up the cup with piss while driving next to people. Not a single fuck given.

BK cups, 5/10. 10/10 with pissing.
 
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Mures

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I think they called his kid a fag once, direct quote.
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It was something like they wrote on/in? his bag, "quit being a fag, you owe it to your kids". But the story is about as factual as the guy saying the wal-mart bakery iced god hates fags on his cake or w/e it was with the difference being that guy went through the trouble of icing his own cake and this story is entirely fabricated.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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Noodleface said:
Got a large meal at BK last night, drank the whole drink and had to piss bad. Got stuck for 1.5 on the highway going about 1mph. Couldn't take it any longer so I emptied out the ice and filled up the cup with piss while driving next to people. Not a single fuck given.

BK cups, 5/10. 10/10 with pissing.
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Re-enactment of noodleface on the road
 
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Mures

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Noodleface said:
Got a large meal at BK last night, drank the whole drink and had to piss bad. Got stuck for 1.5 on the highway going about 1mph. Couldn't take it any longer so I emptied out the ice and filled up the cup with piss while driving next to people. Not a single fuck given.

BK cups, 5/10. 10/10 with pissing.
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You've been mentioning a lot of fast food as of late it seems noodlebro, you given up on the diet? :(
 
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Noodleface

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Yeah for now. Just been too busy lately (not even home)

Hell, I'm barely on wow and I run the guild.

Starting back up next week though.
 
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Mures

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Noodleface said:
Yeah for now. Just been too busy lately (not even home)

Hell, I'm barely on wow and I run the guild.

Starting back up next week though.
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I'm watching you. You've got to come up with a plan for when you're away from home if its more than just this one time thing in order to stick to any kind of diet.
 
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Noodleface

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Wait. Are you the guy that banged on the side of my house last night when I was eating chips?
 
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Mures

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No, that was most likely the fast food guy trying to catch a glimpse of your wife or listen to yall fuck.
 
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Sludig

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What. The. Fuck. Burger King



3 french toast. Dollar.. 5 piece 2 fucking 70... Almost triple price for less than double food. I get upraising often is not like costco and more cost effective but Jesus. Who the fuck orders those when you can pay almost a buck less for more.


(Ordered without looking but doesn't matter since I'm on travel expense, just insulting)
 
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I got that new Brunch Burger at Jack in the Box this morning because I love runny eggs on a burger. Sad and mediocre, and not runny of course, not sure why I would expect that. Sort of like an Egg McMuffin with a burger patty and bun. And bacon. I think it had both ham and bacon? Shit, now I don't remember, but whatever it was, it all sort of just blended together into one sadness flavor. Homestyle potatoes were nothing special either, even if you're a fan of green peppers, which is different I suppose. They put mayo on it too, which seems weird to me for an egg and bacon product. Thankfully I asked about that because mayo fucking sucks, but I figured I'd mention it in case it might sway someone to order the burger despite my lack of enthusiasm for it.

Would not buy again, but wasn't horrible either.
 
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Alex

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I can't do Jack in the Box anymore. It's so damn salty. Gallons of water needed after consumption.
 
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Piece together your perfect fast-food meal as if you could order any item from any chain. (entree + side + drink/dessert)

Spicy Chicken Deluxe from Chick-Fil-A
Chili Cheese tots from Sonic (add onions & jalapenos)
Cookie Dough Blizzard from DQ
 
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McCheese

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Noodleface said:
Starting back up next week though.
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This is a fat person mindset. Why start next week? Start now. Also, you can eat fast food without getting fat. Plenty of quality calories to be had at all fast food places.
 
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Noodleface

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Well I mean technically I am. I eat fast food like once a month average. Just been more thus past month with the new job
 
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Hekotat

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Went and had Smash Burger yesterday, I swear it gets better and better every time I try something new there.

Buffalo & Blue burger
Smash Fries (Holy fucking shit these are amazing)
Haagen-Daazs Salted Caramel shake.
 
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As per McCheese McCheese 's suggestion, I've tried KFC chicken strip and I can attest that it wasn't as good as popeyes. It was too small, dry, but really crunchy. That was the only positive part about it.

KFC chickens were good though. I prefer them over Popeyes. They charge too much for too little and family meals have 7-10 biscuits which comes to amount $1 extra for each biscuits. Plus, when buying a bulk of chicken, they charge more than they would if you bought 5 pieces each time. I mean what kind of fucked up business model is this? shit is just not worth it. Chicken tenders are still worth it though.
 
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