The Fast Food Thread

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Gnomedolf

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Chipotle bowl is the only way to go. My unscientific tests show that you get more food and you can mix all the stuff together. I also order a tortilla on the side.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Can never do chipotle again. There is a local chain here with $9 to $11.50 burritos that are at least twice as big, come with guac and you can get a mole one. Also, so many meat choices, my go to is steak and chorizo
 
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McCheese

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Can never do chipotle again. There is a local chain here with $9 to $11.50 burritos that are at least twice as big, come with guac and you can get a mole one. Also, so many meat choices, my go to is steak and chorizo

Please name chain
 
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Alex

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Chipotle bowl is the only way to go. My unscientific tests show that you get more food and you can mix all the stuff together. I also order a tortilla on the side.

I also usually opt for the bowl there. I get an order of chips and treat it like dip. I don't eat Chipotle often though because I live where far better, cheaper, and larger portion Mexican spots are widely available. It's really only when I'm traveling and jonesing for Mexican food.

I assume when he says "mole" that it's a wet burrito. Which is just a burrito covered in mole.
 
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Alex

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Taquerias are absolutely cheaper than Chipotle. At least SF Chipotle prices. This isn't even up for debate.
 
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McCheese

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Chipotle is crazy expensive for what it is. The fact that they charge extra for guac is one of the great outrages of our era. Unfortunately, the food is just so damn delicious and nutritious that you have to pay it.
 
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a_skeleton_06

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I work in downtown LA so unfortunately, nothing is less than about $10 within walking distance. There are some bomb ass joints though in East Los if we feel like doing a pickup run.
 
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Chysamere

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Had the Foie Gras burger. Pretty sure it was garbage Foie Gras or maybe even fake because it pretty much had no flavour at all. The rest of the burger was great though.
 
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a_skeleton_06

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Sounds like you got bullshit Foie Gras. The two times I had it, it was so goddamn rich you couldn't mistake the taste.
 
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Sludig

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Hey burrito whiners. Only un wrap the burrito as you eat it and that will hold it toghether, rip or not. Learned it as mine usually busts after i order meat then have them add the peppers and onions from vegetarion option and both corn and tomatoes salsa.
 
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Chysamere

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Whenever I order a burrito I get two, have them wrap each one with two tortillas and have one the next morning cold for breakfast. The double wrap keeps it together and prevents it from getting soggy.
 
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Alex

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Hey burrito whiners. Only un wrap the burrito as you eat it and that will hold it toghether, rip or not. Learned it as mine usually busts after i order meat then have them add the peppers and onions from vegetarion option and both corn and tomatoes salsa.

Everyone knows this. But a poorly wrapped burrito is still subpar no matter what burrito breaking preventative measures you take.
 
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pharmakos

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My buddies and I in college used to challenge each other to finish our Qdoba burritos without setting it down or dropping/spilling any of it on the table. Surprisingly they had a hard time with it, I usually was able to do it.
 
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Abefroman

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Can't eat at Chipotle with so many quality Mexican places in Arizona. Also it's like Chipotle goes out of it's way to employ white people with liberal arts degrees who can't wrap a fucking burrito.
 
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Kiroy

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and have one the next morning cold for breakfast.

cold next day burritos

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