The Fast Food Thread

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Fight

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Lol what happened with Del Taco!???
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This one time, I had 3 chicken tacos from Del. Tasted a bit funny, but whatever. By that evening I was vomiting violently for 4 hours straight. By the second hour, it was just the dry heave variety. I didn't shit for 3 days, but when I did, it was chalky white and solidified like a brick. Pretty sure it was the ghost of my soul. I lost 35 lbs on a 180 lbs body and a few of my friends made jokes I was gona die.

Get this... coincidentally, one month later, one of the Del Taco employees called in a bomb threat on their own store as a protest to the way they were preparing food. Health inspector shut them down for a month. It was years ago now and needless to say I never went back. The place is closed now and turned into a casino.
 
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Conefed

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Not sure if genius -

Go to Hardee's with a coworker and he orders his bacon on the side.
And then he adds it to his burger.
???
He answers, You get the better bacon this way. Otherwise it's the shards and pieces.
 
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At Hardee's I tried the new Beercheese Thickburger. It was good, borderline tasty. A tad messy. Worth a try at 6/10.
 
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Fight said:
This one time, I had 3 chicken tacos from Del. Tasted a bit funny, but whatever. By that evening I was vomiting violently for 4 hours straight. By the second hour, it was just the dry heave variety. I didn't shit for 3 days, but when I did, it was chalky white and solidified like a brick. Pretty sure it was the ghost of my soul. I lost 35 lbs on a 180 lbs body and a few of my friends made jokes I was gona die.

Get this... coincidentally, one month later, one of the Del Taco employees called in a bomb threat on their own store as a protest to the way they were preparing food. Health inspector shut them down for a month. It was years ago now and needless to say I never went back. The place is closed now and turned into a casino.
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Lol
 
Alex

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And this is why my rating scale is the way it is. It's fast food; it's more than likely not going to get an 8-10 because I don't grade on a curve.
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I rate the same way. A 6/10 for fast food is pretty damn good. About the best fast food could possibly get. At least for the chains.
 
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McCheese

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I feasted at Arby's tonight. Man oh man, every time I go there I like it more and more. I had a couple value meals and a couple desserts:

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich: this thing is legit. Awesome buffalo sauce with just the right amount of heat, and a tasty blue cheese dressing sauce.
Grand Turkey Club: solid turkey club sandwich. Good amount of bacon and a huge amount of turkey meat. Meat was pretty high quality, too, for fast food.
Salted Caramel Cookie: caramel is one of the few things I don't really like, but hot damn this cookie was great. It's big, served warm, and has a really strong salt taste to it that goes well with the sweetness of the chocolate and caramel
Apple Crisp: Not bad, but it was more cake than apple and crisp topping. One good thing is that it had a ton of whipped cream on it. All in all, it wasn't as good as the apple crisp I had a shitty buffet for lunch.

Moral of the story: get the buffalo chicken sandwich at Arby's.
 
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Man Arby's and Bell. Choices choices.

I had fourth meal tonight at Taco Bell. I got the Supreme Beef Chalupa combo with XL Orange Kickstart, 1x Crunchwrap Supreme, 4 Chicken rolled tacos (not bad) /w spicy ranch, 2 loco doritos tacos and a order of Cinnabon Delights. Only $20 for that feast.

We had a good night.
 
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I really like the chicken rolled tacos and that spicy ranch sauce.
 
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Had the hushpuppy butterfly shrimp from Popeye's. I think I'm going to end up addicted to this crap . It's A+ fast food
 
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Conefed

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Hushpuppy butterfly shrimp is a phrase from the gods - too bad none near here.

The 'Bell chicken roll ups are your standard fried taquitos. The issue I have with Taco Bell shredded chicken is that it can be dry.
I chose gauc, but spicy ranch sounds good. They were solid 4.5/10
What I've been returning to is the $1.99 chicken burrito with green sauce. It might simply be called grilled chicken burrito.
I add nacho sauce to it. 6.5/10
 
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Dairy Queen

Had two 4-pc baskets today with the white gravy. As solid as ever. 5/10
Tried the Buffalo Wrap. I'm torn - figuratively and literally. You see, it was good. I would recommend it to everybody. Meat cheese sauce. bueno. It's that high quality frozen and then mic stuff. 6/10. But it's small. To meal, you'll need like 3 and that means $9 without sides or drink.
It also gave me the pull-over-at-the-next-immediate-stop-after-30-minutes-and-blow-up-the-one-unisex-stall-for-paying-customers-only-so-bad-you-actually-buy-something-after-first-cleaning-the-toilet-yourself kind of shits.
 
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Conefed said:
Dairy Queen

Had two 4-pc baskets today with the white gravy. As solid as ever. 5/10
Tried the Buffalo Wrap. I'm torn - figuratively and literally. You see, it was good. I would recommend it to everybody. Meat cheese sauce. bueno. It's that high quality frozen and then mic stuff. 6/10. But it's small. To meal, you'll need like 3 and that means $9 without sides or drink.
It also gave me the pull-over-at-the-next-immediate-stop-after-30-minutes-and-blow-up-the-one-unisex-stall-for-paying-customers-only-so-bad-you-actually-buy-something-after-first-cleaning-the-toilet-yourself kind of shits.
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Lol....I have always thought dairy Queen "food" was a joke
 
Crone

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Regime said:
Man Arby's and Bell. Choices choices.

I had fourth meal tonight at Taco Bell. I got the Supreme Beef Chalupa combo with XL Orange Kickstart, 1x Crunchwrap Supreme, 4 Chicken rolled tacos (not bad) /w spicy ranch, 2 loco doritos tacos and a order of Cinnabon Delights. Only $20 for that feast.

We had a good night.
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That's a man's meal right there! Fuck yea!

I'm not a huge fan of their Taquitos, even with the spicy ranch sauce, but I recently discovered Cheesy Gordita Crunches, and that shit is outta control with the spicy ranch sauce!
 
BrutulTM

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Lol....I have always thought dairy Queen "food" was a joke
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Well, you couldn't be more wrong. The real Dairy Queens (not the ones that just have ice cream and hot dogs) are top tier fast food. That is if you get a burger and not some faggy woman meal like a buffalo chicken wrap.

Also, I know you guys are exaggerating with the fast food diarrhea thing but you guys must have some seriously poor genetics if your system can't handle a greasy burger or some Taco Bell.
 
Ritley

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BrutulTM said:
Well, you couldn't be more wrong. The real Dairy Queens (not the ones that just have ice cream and hot dogs) are top tier fast food. That is if you get a burger and not some faggy woman meal like a buffalo chicken wrap.

Also, I know you guys are exaggerating with the fast food diarrhea thing but you guys must have some seriously poor genetics if your system can't handle a greasy burger or some Taco Bell.
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I would say since it was a buffalo wrap that the sauce messed with his stomach more than anything. That's the way I am, spicy food destroys my stomach and I'm on the shitter for the rest of the night.
 
yimmien

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Man it rustles me when I get to the food window and they ask me to pull forward and someone will bring it out. Does this happen to anyone else? Half the time its for like a couple dollar menu items. Happens everywhere now it seems.
 
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