The Fast Food Thread

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Mario Speedwagon

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Lanx said:
I really do not understand how you whiteys can continue to eat Americanized Chinese food
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Americanized Chinese food is delicious shit like fried chicken with a tasty sauce on it. Real Chinese food is shit like chicken feet and dog anuses.

The choice is simple.
 
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Also it's always Chinese people making it. It's not our fault they're ashamed to serve us the real shit.

My Chinese friend went to visit his extended family in China for a big reunion. Here's what was on the table when they went out for their big meal:
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The differences in Chinese food vs. Americanized Chinese food even goes down to the supermarket sauce level. Actually Walmart is getting props from me, lately they've been carrying real asian brands, which i get from them cuz they're actually cheaper than an asian marrket(cuz it's Walmart, their air is probably cheaper)
 
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That's fine. Their quesedillas have always been of the poorest quality. Which sucks, because making a good quesedilla isn't that hard.
 
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Wtf? Quesadillas from tbell are great. They have that jalapeño cream sauce on them. Perfect compliment to your normal meal, cuz you ALWAYS have room for a quesadilla!
 
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Mario Speedwagon said:
Americanized Chinese food is delicious shit like fried chicken with a tasty sauce on it. Real Chinese food is shit like chicken feet and dog anuses.

The choice is simple.
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Lol 2/10

Authentic Sichuan cuisine > all



All about dat Hua jiao Son
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Wanted to be adventurous and got crispy fried beef from my go to Chinese place last night. 10/10, will probably stick to my normal order 99% of the time still.
 
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Mario Speedwagon said:
Is that Chinese for pickled cat penis?
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ZyyzYzzy said:
Wanted to be adventurous and got crispy fried beef from my go to Chinese place last night. 10/10, will probably stick to my normal order 99% of the time still.
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Best Chinese is in Rockville or Fairfax.

For Sichuan, I'd say the best is Sichuan Jin, or China 88.

For dumplings, China town still has a decent Resturant but for the most part it's garbage.
 
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Best Chinese is in Rockville or Fairfax.

For Sichuan, I'd say the best is Sichuan Jin, or China 88.

For dumplings, China town still has a decent Resturant but for the most part it's garbage.
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I hear they leave the barbs on the penis so that it pierces the roof of the mouth and let's the spice directly into your bloodstream
 
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Mario Speedwagon said:
I hear they leave the barbs on the penis so that it pierces the roof of the mouth and let's the spice directly into your bloodstream
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Pretty sure all the cat penis and dog butthole is grinded and turned into General Tsos for Christians when they come in on Sunday.
 
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Well, a day of rest calls for special food.



In other thread semi related news...I am having Joe's Kansas City BBQ shipped to G's folks in New Mexico as their Christmas present...it is on its way. They were running a special of a "free" pound of brisket with orders. I ordered burnt ends, pulled pork and the brisket, some sauces too.
I enjoy both the giving of and the receiving of quality meat.
 
ZyyzYzzy

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Numbing pepper




Best Chinese is in Rockville or Fairfax.

For Sichuan, I'd say the best is Sichuan Jin, or China 88.

For dumplings, China town still has a decent Resturant but for the most part it's garbage.
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We do Magic Wok at Belle View is Alexandria. When we were in "North Bethesda" (Still think that is stupid) right by Gtown Prep, we'd be fatties and do Kenny's on the pike since you go so much food. Literally pounds. Not the greatest though.
 
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