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Harshaw

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Nothing is stupider than vegans using the fact that they have made themselves incapable of eating most food without getting sick as proof that they are not doing something retarded. Because that totally makes sense. Nothing says "I have achieved super health!" like shitting your brains out because you had some onion rings.

There was probably some beef tallow in that oil.
 

Fifey

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Meanwhile in flavor town...
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Intrinsic

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We started cooking vegan for dinner just to try out different recipes. We still sometimes substitute ingredients for non-vegan versions. Been pleasantly surprised with a few things. Basically any type of bowl with rice, beans, greens, onions, jalapeno, salsa. Some good soups. Nothing that wouldn't taste better with some good slow cooked pork or chicken, though.

RIP a Raising Cane's closing though. God tier chicken fingers. Instead of substitute slaw for extra toast though you go for fries and 2+ Cane's sauce.

The $1 double stacks at Taco Bell are pretty good value. Grabbed 3 for a snack while traveling yesterday, one of each, the spicy ranch one was decently spicy.
 

BoozeCube

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Seems to me being gay would be less gay than being vegan. That's right deep throating cock and gurgling jizz is less gay than being a vegan.
 
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Harshaw

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Depends on if it was from a fucking white male.

Wouldn't that be the only semen they would take in the mouth? The rest should be deep in her poon to help eradicate the white race.
 
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Xevy

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I know a few vegans and at parties they always have special dishes made for them/they bring their own which is fine. I always try it and find it completely underwhelming. Listen, I ain't no snob, food is food and if it's good I'll fucking eat it. But most of the vegan shit is just super dense and recycles most of the same fucking middle eastern/Indian spices. Just like, this is your best food now? I feel sorry for them.

Their desserts are still pretty good though, but they just have to sub butter for margarine and cream for coconut cream which is still pretty delicious. They're not losing TOO much there, except if you're a big trash quality cookie guy.
 

Hekotat

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Went to Taco Bell the other day and tried the steakhouse burrito, that fucking thing was awesome. I then went for round two the following night and it had been removed from the menu and replaced with these new dollar stackers (Basically double decker tacos), I was so disappointed.

Tried the sweet and spicy and the nacho double stacker, they were both good the but sweet and spicy one was wayyyyy to fucking hot for me and so sweet at the beginning it almost ruined my appetite.
 
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jooka

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Yup, was very disappointed to find out they removed all of the steakhouse stuff from the menu. Really liked the nachos.