chaos
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I don't want to eat those, never eat them. But I want to touch them. Is that weird? That's weird, isn't it.and then these are these, sour pickled plums, which are fucking disgusting
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OG Warheads were not a goddamn game when I was a kid, those things have been tamed way down now.
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Yeah, it's sad. Shock Tarts were one of my favorite super sour candies as a kid, but they've been neutered and rebranded as "Shockers."
Crone
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Kids still play the game with them, because Kids today still believe they are super sour. Amateurs!
Soygen
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McCheese
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According to Reddit, they're less sour now because "They actually pussied down warheads cause kids would eat them, salivate too much, and asphixiate on their own saliva."
I believe everything I read on the Internet, so I'm going with that answer.
McCheese
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Exactly. This is why we can't have awesome Kinder Surprise here in the States.
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Noodleface
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My kid doesn't eat much but he fucking loves pizza
Because of him I get more pizza
Kids are ok
Because of him I get more pizza
Kids are ok
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ZyyzYzzy
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It's actually the fucking lawyers and sue ready parents. The kids are innocent damnit
McCheese
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You know you don't need to use your kid as an excuse to eat pizza. If you want pizza, buy pizza. One of the perks of being an adult is being able to buy shit you want.
I got shit from family for buying my 5 pounds of jelly beans, but fuck them! I'm an adult!
Soygen
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I didn't mean all kids are stupid, I meant the stupid ones like the ones who salivate too much and choke on it, ruin it for the rest of the kids who can eat candy without dying.
Noodleface
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Well I don't expect you to understand but when you have a family you need to feed everyone. Apparently not everyone wants to eat pizza like us everyday mayor
McCheese
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I love sout patch kids gum, but yeah, it's not sour at all. The flavor also disappeared way too quickly. That said, it's good for a quick burst of sour patch kids flavor, and tastes better than most bland gum.
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If you like super sour candy this is pretty much the only company making shit that sour.
Welcome to Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy
Frito Lay actually dumped a bunch of new stuff recently:
- Flamin Hot Ruffles
- Jalapeno Ranch Ruffles Potato Chips
- White Cheddar Jalapeno Simply Cheetos Puffs
- Lightly Salted Barbecue Lay's Potato Chips
- Roasted Garlic & Ranch Oven Baked Ruffles Potato Chips
- White Cheddar Simply Organic Doritos Tortilla Chips
- Spring Herb & Parmesan Veggie Harvest Sun Chips
- Olive Oil & Herbs Lightly Salted Kettle Cooked Lay's Potato Chips
- Parmesan Garlic Smartfood Popcorn
I've only tried the Flamin Hot Ruffles so far. I love all that Flamin Hot stuff.
Welcome to Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy
Frito Lay actually dumped a bunch of new stuff recently:
- Flamin Hot Ruffles
- Jalapeno Ranch Ruffles Potato Chips
- White Cheddar Jalapeno Simply Cheetos Puffs
- Lightly Salted Barbecue Lay's Potato Chips
- Roasted Garlic & Ranch Oven Baked Ruffles Potato Chips
- White Cheddar Simply Organic Doritos Tortilla Chips
- Spring Herb & Parmesan Veggie Harvest Sun Chips
- Olive Oil & Herbs Lightly Salted Kettle Cooked Lay's Potato Chips
- Parmesan Garlic Smartfood Popcorn
I've only tried the Flamin Hot Ruffles so far. I love all that Flamin Hot stuff.
Noodleface
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It was between that and jalapeno ranch for me. Trying the flaming hot ones next
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I saw they had Lay's potato chips which were salted and kosher at the store this week. Any difference between them and normal lays? Generally Kosher approved stuff tastes pretty damn good.