The Fast Food Thread

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McCheese

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That's nothing. Noodlefart's got over 1500. He needs to lay off the fast food.
 
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McCheese

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Soygen said:
Pizza is a flat circle.

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Alex

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I ordered Round Table the other day which is usually a solid pizza experience. It wasn't good. It was almost like they forgot to put sauce on the pizza. There were even fucking bare spots on it. And it was $30. Might not ever order from there again. It was that bad.
 
McCheese

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At Ledo pizza one time they used cocktail sauce on our pizza instead of pizza sauce.
 
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Void

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Alex said:
I ordered Round Table the other day which is usually a solid pizza experience. It wasn't good. It was almost like they forgot to put sauce on the pizza. There were even fucking bare spots on it. And it was $30. Might not ever order from there again. It was that bad.
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But they've probably been great hundreds if not thousands of times besides that one, right? Because here they are. It was probably just a fluke or a shitty employee. Give them another chance!
 
chaos

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Give them no quarter! In modern society, quality calories are a cut-throat, winner take all game of attrition. In a world where you can have any of a dozen different pizzas delivered to you within the hour, they deserve your scorn. And only your scorn.
 
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Soygen

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In the Game of Pizza, you sauce...or you die.
 
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Alex

Alex

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Void said:
But they've probably been great hundreds if not thousands of times besides that one, right? Because here they are. It was probably just a fluke or a shitty employee. Give them another chance!
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I know I should. They have been reliable in the past. But this was just so, so bad.
 
Melvin

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McCheese said:
At Ledo pizza one time they used cocktail sauce on our pizza instead of pizza sauce.
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Every pizza I've ever tried with weird sauce on it would've been better with a good tomato sauce. Always. No exceptions. But cocktail sauce is basically ketchup with a little extra flavor, and I eat ketchup more often than all the other vegetables combined. So I'm conflicted about using it on a pizza. What was the texture of the ketchup like after being in the oven for a while?
 
Kiroy

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Melvin said:
Every pizza I've ever tried with weird sauce on it would've been better with a good tomato sauce. Always. No exceptions. But cocktail sauce is basically ketchup with a little extra flavor, and I eat ketchup more often than all the other vegetables combined. So I'm conflicted about using it on a pizza. What was the texture of the ketchup like after being in the oven for a while?
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I wouldn't kick a chicken garlic pizza with white sauce outta bed.
 
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