Fifey
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The Fast Food Thread
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chaos
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I've actually never been up to National Harbor, I wanted to hit the aquarium but they didn't allow strollers and my kids are heavy as fuck. Unlimited mike & ikes changes the equation.
ZyyzYzzy
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Are you confusing the Baltimore Harbor with the National Harbor (right across the Wilson)? There is no aquarium there. Actually, there is really no reason to go there except for the outlets, but there is the Woodbridge ones anyway.
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I just picture McCheese at the Mike and Ike buffet as John Pinette. You go now!! You be here 4 hours! You eat like Killer Whale!
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How does unlimited Mike & Ike's even work? Is there just like a big feeding trough of them and people stand around it, shoveling them in by the fistful? I mean, I can't imagine offering unlimited candy. Candy doesn't really even fill you up like unlimited ice cream, or unlimited cake would. You're just ingesting almost pure sugar. People could stand there for hours eating those things endlessly.
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They come out of dispensers, as seen above. You turn the crank and they start falling out. It's nottechnicallyall-you-can-eat Mike & Ike's. However, they have a couple buckets under the dispensers labeled "samples" and they keep filling them up so I keep eating them. I've never been yelled at so I don't think they really care.
It's a lot better in the winter because there are so few people at the National Harbor then. In the summer there are a shitload of kids crowding the Mike & Ike bar and I have to make myself look like an asshole in order to get in there to grab mine.
*Edit* And those giant Mike & Ike boxes you see down in the bottom corner are bullshit. I thought they were filled with giant Mike & Ike's and I wanted to get my Dr. Mario on, but it's just filled with a bunch of boxes of normal size Mike & Ikes.
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Greek yogurt in the ass, almond milk in the pussy. I think you have a food fetish thing going on. Dirty whore!
I believe I will develop Sriracha flavoured almond milk Greek yogurt.
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I just have strong feelings about the two products.
Almond Milk gave me the worst diarrhea I've ever had in my life. Greek Yogurt pisses me off because I like normal yogurt and it seems to be pushing that stuff off the shelves. At our grocery store it's like 85% greek yogurt and 14% regular yogurt. 1% weird shit.
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Yeah, I'll give you that. The Greek yogurt craze is having an impact on the other products available to us. But it's pretty delicious, if you get the right kind. And, if you ever get the chance when you're in a Greek or Middle Eastern restaurant, I'd encourage you to try real Greek/Middle Eastern yogurt. It's nothing like the shit you buy in the individual packaged servings in the grocery store.
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