The Fast Food Thread

Vaclav

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Why the fuck are we talking about healthy crap like Yogurt in here now... Christ people... Just the idea of men eating yogurt turns my stomach, we're men, dammit.
 

Soygen

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Why the fuck are we talking about healthy crap like Yogurt in here now... Christ people... Just the idea of men eating yogurt turns my stomach, we're men, dammit.
I agree that it's not fast food. However, it's super high protein and tastes good. I eat some twice a day, pretty much every single day.
 

Alex

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I buy the massive tub of non-fat plain Greek yogurt from Costco, Fage brand, and just add my own honey to it if I don't want it just plain. $5.75 for the huge container, compared to $6+ for a smaller container in grocery stores.
I buy those for cooking. I've been getting really into homemade Indian food lately so a huge ol' tub of yogurt is always necessary.

There's a salt water taffy store in North Beach that allows you to just eat the taffy from the barrels. I don't know how the place makes any money because no one ever buys anything from there.
 

Vaclav

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I agree that it's not fast food. However, it's super high protein and tastes good. I eat some twice a day, pretty much every single day.
I won't debate the health benefits - but tasting good? Eh... I love most dairy (in fact I can't think of any other I hate) but yogurt just ain't good unless you're using it to cook into something. I'm guessing it's the texture that's my turn off. Some textures just make me ill.
 

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Regular yogurt I don't mind eating but it's not something I'd ever have a hankering for. Greek yogurt I decided to try and it was horrible. It just felt so grainy and rough and had this ridiculously acidic aftertaste to it. It was disgusting. Never again.
 

Crone

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Regular yogurt I don't mind eating but it's not something I'd ever have a hankering for. Greek yogurt I decided to try and it was horrible. It just felt so grainy and rough and had this ridiculously acidic aftertaste to it. It was disgusting. Never again.
You are not the first to say that your Greek yogurt was grainy. I'm thinking you people are eating some ass yogurt, because Chobani, or Fage, while expensive, are creamy as all hell. There's no way you can call that grainy. Regardless, you still don't like the taste, but it's not grainy.
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I don' tlike the taste and the chalkyness of it. I've eaten both Chobani and Fage and that is as far as I'm willing to go
 

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You are not the first to say that your Greek yogurt was grainy. I'm thinking you people are eating some ass yogurt, because Chobani, or Fage, while expensive, are creamy as all hell. There's no way you can call that grainy. Regardless, you still don't like the taste, but it's not grainy.
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Yeah, it's very smooth/creamy. Super tasting faggots is my guess. Maybe even....super duper tasters.
 

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Soon our grainy, chalky residue shall cover the earth!
 

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I'm a huge fan of Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream, but since I'm trying to avoid breaking that 299 pound mark, I recently switched to their Greek Frozen Yogurt variety of the same flavor. I won't say I couldn't tell the difference, because I could. But it wasn't worse, it was just...different. A lot creamier than the regular ice cream, which I guess makes sense if it's technically frozen yogurt.
 

Mist

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I'm a huge fan of Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream, but since I'm trying to avoid breaking that 299 pound mark, I recently switched to their Greek Frozen Yogurt variety of the same flavor. I won't say I couldn't tell the difference, because I could. But it wasn't worse, it was just...different. A lot creamier than the regular ice cream, which I guess makes sense if it's technically frozen yogurt.
This reminds me, I only found one pint of Pumpkin Cheesecake Ben and Jerry's all season.
 

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Speaking of yogurt, the apricot-mango Greek yogurt from Trader Joe's is god tier. It was literally a life changing experience the first time I had it.
 

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They taste OK once you get to the inside - but that outer shell is something out of Satan's anus.
I think you guys are on drugs. Isn't the coating just more sugar that's painted yellow? I haven't eaten one recently but I don't remember there being anything but sugar on sugar.