The Fast Food Thread

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I'll never get caught.. if I ever do it will be like when Hank finally caught on to Walt, there would be shootouts, someone would be dead, I'd be living in Maine in a shack, barrels full of burgers.
 
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joeboo_sl said:
Motherfucking McDonalds

The McDs I always stop at had a sign up that they are doing 24/7 breakfast. Cool.

THEY RAISED THE PRICE OF MY GODDAMNED BREAKFAST BURRITOS

$1.29 now, instead of $1.00.

Sons of bitches. All of them.
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Weren't you the one who got the sriracha quesaritos at Taco Bell before the nationwide launch? Why the hell does Kansas City get everything early? They need to hurry up and bring all day breakfast to the McD's in my area. I will eat nothing else ever again but an alternating menu of sausage/bacon egg and cheese biscuits.

Fuddruckers tonight! I'm torn between getting the sloppiest, biggest, beefiest burger they have loaded with jalapenos and cheese, and keeping it light for the possibility of sexy time after.
 
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McCheese_sl said:
Weren't you the one who got the sriracha quesaritos at Taco Bell before the nationwide launch? Why the hell does Kansas City get everything early?
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They even have Google Fiber. Fucking Kansas City, man.
 
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We're like lab rats here in KC. Fat, fat lab rats streaming 4K porn at 1000mbps. It's a glorious time to be alive!
 
Agraza

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So many places are nasty secretly. Maybe they got a bit worse recently, but they could have just pissed off the inspector. I've worked in 3 restaurants, and they were all exponentially less clean than my kitchen at home.

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There are parts of the health code here that are absolutely ridiculous, either in terms of being unbelievably too strict for no reason, or being laughably inadequate.

It's also open enough to interpretation that once you know your local inspector's pet peeves, you can pretty much get away with murder (or at least attempted murder) anywhere else.

We had a guy for a while that would go apeshit over not having at least one box of every size of food safe gloves on hand (you know, for all of those leprechauns and orangutans who work the grill), but didn't really give a damn about the grease trap being disconnected and the food prep sink not meeting isolation requirements from the dishwashing sink.

And he never once checked the temp logs for the walk-ins.
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Noodlemod_sl said:
She gets irrationally angry if I eat fast food. I have type 2 beetus, so it's understandable to a point, but she believes fast food is the cause of it. Sure, I ate really shitty and what I was eating was fast food, but she believes it is the number 1 reason for my debilitating illness.

So I basically just stopped eating fast food. I cook all our meals because she's terrible at it and always has really shitty ideas for food (let's have grilled cheese for dinner is her favorite.. I can't sustain my life on that). Plus I feel like a pretty good home cook, so I enjoy it.

Usually twice a month on Saturdays I would go out after my WoW raid and feast on Burger King. now I don't raid and barely leave the house anyways because of the demon spawn I created. Plus she's home all the time now I can't sneak out.

I know it sounds so stupid when I write it down, but it's an argument I'd rather not have. I conceded long ago and have been deceiving my wife. I'm cheating on her with burger king.
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Not gonna lie bro, thats really shitty she expects you to eat healthy, yet hasn't made a bit of effort in the kitchen.
 
Lanx

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The Ancient_sl said:
The dairy queen I frequent near where I live just scored a 30 on their health inspection, down from 95.

AM I GONNA DIE BROS?!
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Probably b/c they're lazy and don't clean out the machines enough that mold forms in the machine, you won't ever see the mold in your ice cream cuz mold is like algea, it'll float on top or on the sides/insides of the machine.
 
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Grimmlokk_sl said:
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You're welcome.
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I'm a full day behind on this and haven't read any posts in between yet, but holy shit, I just might have found my holy grail. They better be for sale somewhere around here. Depending upon the outcome of my search, I might love or hate you Grimmlokk.
 
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Oddly enough of all the places I worked at as a kid/growing up (I did a lot of food service stuff) the cleanest and most strictly ran kitchen/food area (in terms of keeping up with code and food safety) I was ever in was McDonalds.
 
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Taco Bell
Strawberry Starburst Slush: I've been thinking about this for maybe a month.4/10. Nothing special.
Grilled Stuffed Nacho: Gave into the advertisements.5/10. It's probably my favorite thing at Taco Bell now. It's solid, but it has its cons. Mine had like no chips in it. This is not nachos conveniently wrapped in a grilled wrap. Speaking of grilled wrap, the wrap isn't the best either because it didn't keep its form after 1 or 2 bites. With that said, it has sour cream and lots of melted cheese and had a good flavor and was only $1.49. With THAT said, at $1.49 it filled me up for almost exactly the amount of time it took to drive home.
 
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Just got back from Milwaukee, I didn't see shit for interesting fast food joints that we didn't already have in Texas. However, I did it at a place called Sprecher's. They made their own beer and sodas, it was pretty gd tasty.

P.S. Your roads suck did, no indication that lanes end or anything.

That stuffed nacho at Taco Bell looks awesome.
 
Ritley

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Sacel_sl said:
Taco Bell
Strawberry Starburst Slush: I've been thinking about this for maybe a month.4/10. Nothing special.
Grilled Stuffed Nacho: Gave into the advertisements.5/10. It's probably my favorite thing at Taco Bell now. It's solid, but it has its cons. Mine had like no chips in it. This is not nachos conveniently wrapped in a grilled wrap. Speaking of grilled wrap, the wrap isn't the best either because it didn't keep its form after 1 or 2 bites. With that said, it has sour cream and lots of melted cheese and had a good flavor and was only $1.49. With THAT said, at $1.49 it filled me up for almost exactly the amount of time it took to drive home.
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Had the grilled stuft Nacho, and it is pretty bad. Definitely one of the worse items on the menu. If you want something like that there is absolutely no reason to get that over the crunch wrap. Sriracha quesarito is still the best thing there, and the grilled stuft Nacho is in the bottom half
 
Ritley

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McCheese_sl said:
Weren't you the one who got the sriracha quesaritos at Taco Bell before the nationwide launch? Why the hell does Kansas City get everything early? They need to hurry up and bring all day breakfast to the McD's in my area. I will eat nothing else ever again but an alternating menu of sausage/bacon egg and cheese biscuits.

Fuddruckers tonight! I'm torn between getting the sloppiest, biggest, beefiest burger they have loaded with jalapenos and cheese, and keeping it light for the possibility of sexy time after.
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Don't you have a Hardee's or Carl Jrs in your area? Much better than McDonald's biscuits
 
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