The Fast Food Thread

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McCheese

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Melvin said:
Those aren't even onions, they're dehydrated and rehydrated onion paste in a ring shape. Literally the worst thing in the world that's being sold as "onion rings" and on top of being gross they're an outright lie.

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No fucking shit. No one thinks they're actually real onions inside. We're not idiots. Come on, man, this is the fast food thread. You're not giving us ground breaking information here. That doesn't mean they're not delicious though.

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Melvin

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McCheese said:
No fucking shit. No one thinks they're actually real onions inside. We're not idiots. Come on, man, this is the fast food thread. You're not giving us ground breaking information here. That doesn't mean they're not delicious though.

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If BK tried to sell you a beef flavored cardboard patty and call it a hamburger, would you call that delicious too? Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
 
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Vaclav

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Melvin said:
If BK tried to sell you a beef flavored cardboard patty and call it a hamburger, would you call that delicious too? Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
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I'm pretty sure they already do...
 
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McCheese

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Melvin said:
If BK tried to sell you a beef flavored cardboard patty and call it a hamburger, would you call that delicious too? Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
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Probably. I'm not ashamed to admit it. You must be new here.
 
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McCheese said:
Probably. I'm not ashamed to admit it. You must be new here.
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If BK put Non GMO, free range, organic turkey shit on cardboard the highfalutin folks would say it was delicious too. Never be ashamed in your journey to discover quality calories.
 
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Dairy Queen onion rings >>> Burger King. There is an onion in there and although they have crumb breading instead of beer batter they are still top tier for a fast food chain. The best onion rings are of course freshly fried beer battered at a steak house or BBQ joint but if we're talking fast food you can do a lot worse than DQ.

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McCheese

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Abry's unofficial Game of Thrones promotion:

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The limited-edition item will be available at nine locations inspired by the fictional regions in the show (Fargo, North Dakota; Los Angeles; Redmond, Washington; Norfolk, Virginia; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; Phoenix; Denver; Omaha, Nebraska and Atlanta) throughout the country, while supplies last.
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If you're in one of those regions you're duty bound to try one and report back.
 
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Crone

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McCheese said:
Abry's unofficial Game of Thrones promotion:

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If you're in one of those regions you're duty bound to try one and report back.
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Ohhhh shit! Wtf would they choose Redmond WA? Lol. It's not super close, but close enough!
 
Fight

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Arby's is winning the fast food wars these days. Not only did they un-fuck their menu a few years back, the general quality of their stores and food prep soared as well. They went from a 5/10 fast-food operation to a 9/10.

Now, they are even doing a promotion with Game of Thrones? GG bitches.
 
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Vaclav

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If you want to see winning, their social media team is top notch. All the gaming shit they do that comes across my Facebook feed has largely been pretty amazing.
 
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McCheese

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Fight said:
Arby's is winning the fast food wars these days. Not only did they un-fuck their menu a few years back, the general quality of their stores and food prep soared as well. They went from a 5/10 fast-food operation to a 9/10.

Now, they are even doing a promotion with Game of Thrones? GG bitches.
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The best part is that they aren't even officially affiliated with HBO/GoT. They're just using the hype and taking advantage of it. Arby's gives no fucks, and it's paying off in spades.
 
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I will hit up the one in Phoenix. It's right near the 17 so I don't have to travel too far into where the plebs live.
 
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