The Fast Food Thread

Crone

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I find the biscuits are so dry I need to have a large orange juice with them if that's what I get. I like the taste, anyone else find them unreasonably dry?
I've been eating way too much McDonalds breakfast over the last couple months, and I've found they are SUPER dry if you get it on a bacon egg cheese biscuit. But you get the $1 sausage biscuit? Moist and fluffy like right out of the oven. Maybe higher turnover on the $1 sandwich, so they haven't been sitting there as long? that's all I can think of.
 

Tenks

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Personally I like how the bacon egg cheese is on the dry side. I also like Popeye's biscuits because I find them a bit dry.
 

Khane

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Breakfast is the only thing I can eat at McDonald's that doesn't give me writhing gut pain. I'm not talking "Oh god I'm gonna shit my pants" gut pain, I'm talking "Why does it feel like those chicken nuggets are trying to stab their way out of my stomach?!?" gut pain.
 

McCheese

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I could easily eat 3 or 4, so McCheese has to be around double that figure.
Yeah, 4 - 5 is nothing. I'm confident I could easily eat 15ish before feeling full, and if I really wanted to force it I could get to 20.
 

joz123

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The southern style chicken biscuit at McDonald's is pretty awesome and it's only like 2 bucks, during breakfast only though. Put some honey on there and you are set.
 

BrutulTM

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McD's Sausage Egg McMuffin is the quintessential fast food breakfast sandwich. If all others ceased to exist for some reason, I would be fine with it.
 

chaos

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When I was a kid, McD's breakfast was the best treat to get, and we never got it. Whenever I did, it was fucking awesome. Sausage, egg and cheese with a Dr pepper, but of course up here int he heathen east they don't have Dr pepper at most locations.

Now, every time I have had it as an adult it has been lackluster at best, downright horribad it the more frequent outcome. I do keep trying every now and then, though, hoping I will find a McD's that does it right.
 

Soygen

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I almost never eat McD's for breakfast these days. Maybe if I'm traveling or if I've been up the entire night(which is almost never at this point).
 

BrutulTM

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I only do it when I am going somewhere early in the morning and hit the drive thru which is like 2-3 times a year but it is always delightful.
 

chaos

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If you can't enjoy McD's breakfasts it is a personal problem.
If cooked properly I am sure it is good. It is always fucked up, though. Hard bits in the sausage, off tasting sausage/cheese, underdone hash browns, one time there was a goddamn onion, like a slice of onion, on my sausage egg mcmuffin. Shit is bananas.

Chik fil a has bangin breakfast. I still haven't tried Taco Bell.

oh I forgot about Burger King. I love their breakfast crossanwiches. That shit has to be the worst food known to man, but it tastes good.
 

Crone

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Yeah, 4 - 5 is nothing. I'm confident I could easily eat 15ish before feeling full, and if I really wanted to force it I could get to 20.
I consider myself a big guy at 6'6" , and I didn't get to 340lbs by eating healthy, and even to me, that sounds absolutely impossible, and disgusting.
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whoa.
 

Itlan

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Yeah, 4 - 5 is nothing. I'm confident I could easily eat 15ish before feeling full, and if I really wanted to force it I could get to 20.
The only thing I can compare to is when I tried to eat a crave case by myself.

I failed.
 

McCheese

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The only thing I can compare to is when I tried to eat a crave case by myself.

I failed.
I had to look this up, as I'd never heard of a Crave Case. It's 30 sliders? That doesn't sound very difficult. If there was a white castle near me I'd give it a shot.

I'm seriously considering picking up 15 sausage egg biscuits at McD's this weekend.
 

McCheese

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Jebus cross checking Mary in the crease. I hope you have good genetics for cholesterol and such shit.
I had blood work done in April and I had, to quote the doctor, "excellent cholesterol" and everything else was well within normal levels. I'm in perfect health.

I also look sexy as fuck.