The Fast Food Thread

lurkingdirk

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Bitch tits are hot right now. You're hot right now.

I wish I had the same results. I have cholesterol issues, so eating out a lot is a no-no, bad for me.

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chaos

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Get the fuck out of here, no DP? I would start kicking children the first day I went without that sweet nectar.
Yeah only certain places have it, it is crazy. I grew up in TX, so I was used to it being everywhere. Up here it is like Chik fil a, Firehouse, and a couple of sit down places. That's pretty much it.

My wife brought me a Mr. Pibb once from Five Guys. I said "wtf is this shit" and she said "it's the same thing"

Somehow we made it past that incident. But holy fuck. No, it isn't the same and I don't understand why people up here say that.
 

Mist

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Why the fuck would anyone go to McDs at this point for breakfast when Dunkin is better and serves breakfast all day?

Maybe because I'm from the northeast and you literally can't throw a coffee cup without hitting a page full of Dunkin coupons for more cheap breakfasts.
 

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oh I forgot about Burger King. I love their breakfast crossanwiches. That shit has to be the worst food known to man, but it tastes good.
The croissanwiches are pretty strong. BK has some kind of magic bacon slicing technology that lets them get it like 3 atoms thick though. You can literally get a paper cut from their bacon. Arby's has pretty good biscuits but their cheese is weird. It's literally the orangest cheese I have ever seen. It's more orange than orange juice.
 

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Yeah only certain places have it, it is crazy. I grew up in TX, so I was used to it being everywhere. Up here it is like Chik fil a, Firehouse, and a couple of sit down places. That's pretty much it.

My wife brought me a Mr. Pibb once from Five Guys. I said "wtf is this shit" and she said "it's the same thing"

Somehow we made it past that incident. But holy fuck. No, it isn't the same and I don't understand why people up here say that.
Uhm, Mr. Pibb > DP.

Rookie.
 

Itlan

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I had to look this up, as I'd never heard of a Crave Case. It's 30 sliders? That doesn't sound very difficult. If there was a white castle near me I'd give it a shot.

I'm seriously considering picking up 15 sausage egg biscuits at McD's this weekend.
Fly out to Jersey bro, we can brodown with some Crave Cases. It's not as easy as it looks/sounds. I think my mistake was getting jalapeno jack cheese.
 

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Yeah only certain places have it, it is crazy. I grew up in TX, so I was used to it being everywhere. Up here it is like Chik fil a, Firehouse, and a couple of sit down places. That's pretty much it.

My wife brought me a Mr. Pibb once from Five Guys. I said "wtf is this shit" and she said "it's the same thing"

Somehow we made it past that incident. But holy fuck. No, it isn't the same and I don't understand why people up here say that.
I've lived in the D.C/MD/NOVA area my whole life, and I always assumed the scarcity of Dr. Pepper was the norm. I'm surprised to hear that it's so ubiquitous in other parts of the country. And yes, I agree, Mr. Pibb is not the same as Dr. Pepper, but I hear that shit all the time from people.
 

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DrP is all over here in Ohio. I don't drink soda but you can get it basically anywhere. DrP is also agnostic of Coke/Pepsi contracts so it makes it even more commonplace.
 

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If you don't care for the scrambled eggs on a McD's breakfast sandwich, just ask them to sub "round egg" (McMuffin egg). Done free of charge, and makes a bacon/egg/cheese biscuit infinitely better (and not as dry).
 

Soygen

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Dr Pepper is everywhere in Florida. I didn't realize it wasn't easily available nationwide.
 

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Went to the Wendy's again near my work and got the star treatment again - food was extremely hot and fresh and hand delivered to my vehicle. I believe someone there thinks I am in corporate. So far I'm 2/2 there.
 

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Why the fuck would anyone go to McDs at this point for breakfast when Dunkin is better and serves breakfast all day?
Uhh.. Dunkin Donuts has the worst food on the planet. It's literally inedible.
 

Soygen

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Went to the Wendy's again near my work and got the star treatment again - food was extremely hot and fresh and hand delivered to my vehicle. I believe someone there thinks I am in corporate. So far I'm 2/2 there.
The Wendy's by my work is always awesome. I'm very impressed with them. The one by my house is hit or miss for sure.
 

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I've had nothing but good experiences at the Wendy's in town, it's even on "The wrong side of the tracks" so I've been pleasantly surprised considering everything else in that area of town is complete ass.

The GF is super hipster with healthy food and I managed to convince her that some of the salads at Wendy's aren't total shit, so she opts for one (Strawberry salad or Asian Tangerine) and a small chili.

So that's a thing.
 

chaos

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Uhm, Mr. Pibb > DP.

Rookie.
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dude...
 

Crone

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Just put down 2 sausage egg mcmuffins, bacon egg cheese biscuit, sausage biscuit, and sausage egg cheese mcgriddle. I had a Monster to go with it, and it was all heavenly. Only complaint, is that for the first time, I felt the little hard bit in one of my sausages.

I need to find new breakfast though to mix it up. I've been getting McDonalds for a couple months now, and getting kind of tired of it. Jack in the Box isn't far, so maybe switch over to them.
 

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Just put down 2 sausage egg mcmuffins, bacon egg cheese biscuit, sausage biscuit, and sausage egg cheese mcgriddle. I had a Monster to go with it, and it was all heavenly. Only complaint, is that for the first time, I felt the little hard bit in one of my sausages.

I need to find new breakfast though to mix it up. I've been getting McDonalds for a couple months now, and getting kind of tired of it. Jack in the Box isn't far, so maybe switch over to them.
Press bacon egg and cheese inbetween two won-ton wrappers (fold them on the sides) and fry them up in a pan the night before. Put a little tapatio on them after re-heating. Or scoop some salsa.

I call them Cowboy Hats because they look like hats when they're done.
 

Noodleface

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The Wendy's by my work is always awesome. I'm very impressed with them. The one by my house is hit or miss for sure.
Yeah most Wendy's I've been to have been great. This is the 2nd time I've gone here and they've told me to pull into a spot while they make my food. I get it hand delivered by this dude who calls me 'sir' and profusely thanks me. Meanwhile I see other people getting their food at the drive through. I dress pretty sharp so they must think I am corporate or maybe a detective or osmething.
 

Vitality

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Yeah most Wendy's I've been to have been great. This is the 2nd time I've gone here and they've told me to pull into a spot while they make my food. I get it hand delivered by this dude who calls me 'sir' and profusely thanks me. Meanwhile I see other people getting their food at the drive through. I dress pretty sharp so they must think I am corporate or maybe a detective or osmething.
Are you a Hugo Boss bro?