Melvin
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I don't understand. I hadtwoapple fritters. Was I supposed to eat a whole dozen in one sitting?
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Foggy
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There are many kinds of donuts. I guess I'm weird. When I go to a donut place, I go there with the express intent to eat as many donuts as I can until I hate myself. Then again, I rarely go to a donut shop and when I do it is to a local place that is infinitely better.
Itlan
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Bro, I don't really "do" soda, but when I see Mr. Pibb's Vanilla Cherry, hoooooooooooo lawd.
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Dunkin changed the eggs on their egg sandwiches back to being edible again (it's not the slimy folded crap anymore.) It was kinda gross for a while, I agree. (I still ate them because with coupons that shit was basically free.)
The croissants are good, the bagels are good, the egg is back to being no worse than McDs now and the sausage is better than McDs.
Then again I live in the north east and people swarm the shit out of Dunkin all day long like zombies so everything is usually pretty fresh.
The croissants are good, the bagels are good, the egg is back to being no worse than McDs now and the sausage is better than McDs.
Then again I live in the north east and people swarm the shit out of Dunkin all day long like zombies so everything is usually pretty fresh.
Joeboo
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The fuck? That's like 2500 calories for breakfast alone. I'm a certified fatass and any 2 of those 5 items would fill me up. That's also gotta be like $15... for breakfast...at Mcdonalds
They give away donuts every Friday at work. They also offer fruit instead. This morning I was wanting a donut real bad. Then I saw four waddlers at the donut station grabbing their sugar and fried dough shit. I grabbed an apple.
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Gravy
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I'm confused, I was referring to Dunkin' Donuts. I've never had a Chikfila breakfast sammich. Actually, it's probably been 20 years since I've had any of their sandwiches. I would if they were closer.
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Grimmlokk
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You people are so weird, or weak. I dunno. Seeing a fat person scares you off from ONE unhealthy snack? Man the fuck up, eat the donut, and give those fat fucks the finger. Jesus.
I obviously eat horribly, but I do it fairly sparingly. Like a weird inverse of McCheese who eats mostly healthy then binges on garbage. I eat mostly garbage but not much of it. Most of my exercise is walking 2 gay dogs a couple times a day. I ain't fat. You don't want to turn in to a fat tub just don't eat that horrible shit by the pound.
Just thought of this since we've had 2 people in the last week or so say they didn't eat something delicious because they saw a fat person. I get the impulse, but get the fuck over it. Eating a donut once a week isn't going to turn you in to Louie Anderson.
On the subject of the wontons, a couple years back at a big cookout thing this dude laid down a big tray of wonton'd up somethings. Which was weird for a cookout. Then I ate one. That genius shredded up a bunch of buffalo'd chicken and then wonton'd it and deep fried it. Holy fuck that was good. I wanted to eat 2-3 of them but then I saw a fat person. So I ate 20.
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anyone used to work (does) at a McD? i did in my teens, i was basically running "the line" by the time i quit. i eat it maybe once a year, and like most places, the quality of food depends on the workers.
really breakfast is pretty easy to mess up.
lets talk eggs, anything with biscuits will use the eggs in a carton. this is no different than egg beaters (the brand) really just basically pre scrambled eggs in a box.
if they can't properly cook these eggs or leave them on the grill for too long = bad eggs. (too long, too thick, not thick enough, theres no "idiot" proof way to make these, it's really by experience)
so to fix that, like someone said, get a "round egg", basically an egg in a round egg ring, with a lid on top and water (to create steam), the only way these are bad is if they cook too many and they stay in the warmer too long and you get rubber eggs, shouldn't be a problem if the McD's is busy.
all muffins come with round eggs.
also the big breakfast uses the scrambled egg mix.
all the meat is frozen (raw) and cooked on a timer, so you can't really mess that up.
the hotcakes(pancakes) are pre-made (now) and frozen, nuked to order, no different than frozen eggo's
biscuits are frozen and put in the oven then to the warmer.
(so are Mcgriddles, are those still a thing?)
muffins are from a local bakery (as are all the buns, just made to McD standards)
hashbrowns are frozen until dropped into the oil.
imo if you have a "busy" McD's you'll get good food, this is b/c food will "turn over" faster so it'll be fresher.
really breakfast is pretty easy to mess up.
lets talk eggs, anything with biscuits will use the eggs in a carton. this is no different than egg beaters (the brand) really just basically pre scrambled eggs in a box.
if they can't properly cook these eggs or leave them on the grill for too long = bad eggs. (too long, too thick, not thick enough, theres no "idiot" proof way to make these, it's really by experience)
so to fix that, like someone said, get a "round egg", basically an egg in a round egg ring, with a lid on top and water (to create steam), the only way these are bad is if they cook too many and they stay in the warmer too long and you get rubber eggs, shouldn't be a problem if the McD's is busy.
all muffins come with round eggs.
also the big breakfast uses the scrambled egg mix.
all the meat is frozen (raw) and cooked on a timer, so you can't really mess that up.
the hotcakes(pancakes) are pre-made (now) and frozen, nuked to order, no different than frozen eggo's
biscuits are frozen and put in the oven then to the warmer.
(so are Mcgriddles, are those still a thing?)
muffins are from a local bakery (as are all the buns, just made to McD standards)
hashbrowns are frozen until dropped into the oil.
imo if you have a "busy" McD's you'll get good food, this is b/c food will "turn over" faster so it'll be fresher.
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McD was my first job at 16. I learned not to judge people by what they look like (some of those fuckers looked SCARY, but ended up being great people) AND that all of those stories you heard about how awful the food preparation was were a load of shit.
To this day people will ask me if I eat there less because I worked there and I tell them that I eat there more because now I know how strict the food prep/keep rules are.
To this day people will ask me if I eat there less because I worked there and I tell them that I eat there more because now I know how strict the food prep/keep rules are.
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Whenever I'd visit my Grandma's house she'd always get those Munchkins from DD. Been awhile since I've had them but I could eat a million of those chocolate ones.
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Yeah, bro, I was fat, it sucked. Helpful visual reminders keep me from throwing progress out the window and eating 35 breakfast sandwiches or whatever. I still splurge but I save that for weekends with my kids. Because often, you aren't even really hungry for doughnuts or cookies or whatever, you just eat it because it tastes good and is there. Seems like a fasttrack to hippotown.
Crone
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Probably should have spread the calories around a bit, but ya. I didn't really eat anything else until dinner time. Just chugged water all day. And it was like $12 and change for all of it.
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