The Fast Food Thread

Grimmlokk

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You have gay dogs?
Not actually gay, though the male is a mincing little pussy who is completely beta, just supergay breed.Bichons x 2.Sometimes I walk themwith a pitbullso I feel more butch.

Seems like a fasttrack to hippotown.
But it's not. It's a slow track. You don't eat 1 bad thing and grow a gunt. You eat way too many bad things for a while. If you were a former fattie I get the whole being scared off by a current fattie thing though. Like a recovering alcoholic seeing a staggering drunk acting like an asshole.
 

Tenks

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To be fair the main driving factor to not eat the donuts was I was going to Raising Cane's for lunch and I was making sure I was good and starving so I could cram more chicken in my face

The waddlers didn't help
 

chaos

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Yeah, no I know, it is just a lot of little choices. No one (that I know) got fat by gorging themselves 24/7. Thousands of instances of poor decision making, poor lifestyle practices in general. Like eating 10 cookies when you aren't even hungry because they are maybe the best damn cookies you have ever had. Or, a bit more realistic, taking the free doughnut because someone brought them in and hey, whatever, you like doughnuts right? Once isn't a big deal, but it can just be a pattern.

When I posted that I was just posting what I was thinking. This dude is my friend an all and he is scary smart, I envy him in a lot of ways. But at the same time, he will be dead or at least very ill before he is 50 and sometimes I just look at him and remember "oh yeah, this is awful and this is why". That post was one of those times.

Anyway, I made up for it today. I ate like 5 slices of pizza, half a dozen homemade M&M cookies, 3 vanilla Pepsi's, and some cheddar sour cream Ruffles. The store didn't have the bacon mac and cheese chips or else those would currently be in my hole.
 

joz123

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Just tried some new Chips Ahoy today I have never seen. Chewy with birthday cake frosting inside them. Almost ate the entire package of them. So fucking good.
 

Noodleface

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I haven't been able to prove it, but I'm certain they changed the donut recipes at Dunkin' Donuts. I remember 20 years ago those donuts were absolutely amazing, now they all taste like and have the texture of shit.

Being in the NE is ultra annoying too because people live off DD. Not sure if it's like that in the rest of the US, but up here it's really gay. You can't go 3 blocks without seeing another DD.
 

McCheese

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DD's with drive thrus is the laziest, fattest, most American thing ever. I love it.
 

Grimmlokk

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I haven't been able to prove it, but I'm certain they changed the donut recipes at Dunkin' Donuts. I remember 20 years ago those donuts were absolutely amazing, now they all taste like and have the texture of shit.
It's possible. Or you might have just had better donuts and the like since and it's changed your idea of what donuts should taste like. Superdonutter?
 

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I haven't been able to prove it, but I'm certain they changed the donut recipes at Dunkin' Donuts. I remember 20 years ago those donuts were absolutely amazing, now they all taste like and have the texture of shit.

Being in the NE is ultra annoying too because people live off DD. Not sure if it's like that in the rest of the US, but up here it's really gay. You can't go 3 blocks without seeing another DD.
This could be bullshit, but I heard that they don't make any donuts 'in house' now, they all come in frozen. St. Louis is blessed with several Mom and Pops that make awesome donuts fresh every day. I just wish I could have a dozen right now.
 

Fifey

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I don't think I've ever ate at a dd, I know I've seen some in Arizona but I've never seen one here in Oregon.
 

chaos

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This could be bullshit, but I heard that they don't make any donuts 'in house' now, they all come in frozen. St. Louis is blessed with several Mom and Pops that make awesome donuts fresh every day. I just wish I could have a dozen right now.
It is true. At least, true at the DD here, maybe there are different policies for different locations.
 

Hekotat

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Ketchup goes on potato productsonly*.

*Unless it is needed in the cooking of a meal, i.e., meatloaf.

Also, pickles are one of the best foods ever created. The crazy is strong in this thread.

Lastly, only one form of ketchup is truly acceptable:
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I agree with that being the only form of acceptable ketchup.


Just tried Taco Bell for the first time in a year, I got the Quesarito (steak). Was pretty damn good. Also, they had Mtn Dew Sangria Blast, I'm unsure if it is a Texas thing but it sounded interesting.
 

chaos

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I have had them a couple of times. Really though, it doesn't make much sense when Chipotle is available.
 

Soygen

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Never heard of them, but I see they are up in the central Florida. Maybe they'll come south sometime. Chipotle is better? Same stuff?
 

chaos

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Same stuff, I prefer Chipotle but I haven't really invested enough in Qdoba to knw if that is the wrong choice. From my couple of visits, it is jsut an alternate universe version of Chipotle that I enjoy less. I like that Chipotle pork.
 

joz123

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The few times I ate at Chipotle it was mediocre at best. Food is always barely warm and you don't even get chips with it.
 

Mist

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The few times I ate at Chipotle it was mediocre at best. Food is always barely warm and you don't even get chips with it.
That is definitely an outlier. I'm honestly kinda shocked, given that they are pretty fascist about maintaining the quality of the individual stores.

Then again, going to any burrito place like that is asking for trouble if you go on some off-hour when the shit has been sitting on the tray.