I can put away a ton of food, but I'm not a speed eater. I'd happily take on one of those huge plate challenges, like eating an enormous steak with all the fixin's, but I'd be terrible at an actual eating competition where they shove cold hot dogs down their gullets.
My friends and I used to do a pasta bowl eating competition at Olive Garden. The most I ever managed to eat was the initial bowl and 9 refill bowls (smaller in size than the initial) with a sausage on each one, plus a plate of 9 meatballs.