The Fast Food Thread

Cinge

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Those cookies are absolutely awful. DO NOT buy them. This is what you want (there are mini varieties, which are fine and taste the same). These aren't pumpkin, obviously, but the packaging is the same save for the color:

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A single package has about 1200 - 1500 calories, so you can easily fit it into a day's diet.
Those cookies. Jesus those things are sweet as fuck. Literally eat 1-2 and have to drink a bottle of water to wash it down.
 

Mures

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Those cookies are absolutely awful. DO NOT buy them. This is what you want (there are mini varieties, which are fine and taste the same). These aren't pumpkin, obviously, but the packaging is the same save for the color:

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A single package has about 1200 - 1500 calories, so you can easily fit it into a day's diet.
I never fully understood what you were talking about when you talked about these cookies, I pictured something like these, but just assumed you were talking about something better because I never seen someone so gaga over them. Now that I know that is indeed what you were referring to I'm a bit disappointed.
 

Gravel

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If anyone lives near Vegas or is gonna vacation there, a place calledPineapple Parkopened at Boulevard Mall on Maryland Parkway and they sell the dole whips that Disneyland has. They expanded on it and sell different flavors and desserts with it too. The mango whip in waffle cone is awesome.
Can someone explain what this is? I love pineapple, but I can't figure out what in the fucking fuck a pineapple whip is. I'll be in Vegas in a few months though, so you've piqued my interest.
 

Crone

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None within a 20 mile radius of me. Pretty much zero food trucks out here in the suburbs, and no fast food greek/gyro places either. Which sucks, because I could eat a gyro for lunch about 4 days a week and be fine with it.
Fuck. Rerolled, let's get a franchise to Pita Pit, or any other gyro chain, and make bank! open up in your neighborhood!
 

chaos

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I never fully understood what you were talking about when you talked about these cookies, I pictured something like these, but just assumed you were talking about something better because I never seen someone so gaga over them. Now that I know that is indeed what you were referring to I'm a bit disappointed.
I have had similar cookies before and they were always meh, I never cared for them. But this particular brand, holy balls, i want them in my facehole. They are so, so good.
 

Gravel

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Fuck. Rerolled, let's get a franchise to Pita Pit, or any other gyro chain, and make bank! open up in your neighborhood!
I couldn't own a gyro place. I'd eat too many free gyros. Or I'd do like Encino Man with weezin the juice on some tzatziki.
 

McCheese

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I have had similar cookies before and they were always meh, I never cared for them. But this particular brand, holy balls, i want them in my facehole. They are so, so good.
Yeah, i'm actually not a big fan of other brands of sugar cookies myself. But Lofthouse...holy shit, they're just in another league. I love how they're soft enough to crumble, but not so soft that they crumble right in your hand, and the amount of frosting on top is just right; it doesn't completely cover the cookie and overwhelm the cookie flavor, but it's not so little that you barely get a taste at all. When I eat them, I generally pick up the cookie and kind of slowly nibble around the outside and nibble off the edges where it's not covered in frosting. This leaves me with the central portion of the cookie, which is now almost perfectly balanced half-and-half by frosting and sugar cookie. At that point there's usually some loose sprinkles on top, so I'll tilt the cookie and shake them off into my mouth before finally giving in and devouring the rest of the cookie. I think the best part, however, is the leftover frosting and sprinkles that get trapped in the cookie-shaped crevices in the carton. As a final indulgence you can get a nice big glob of frosting and sprinkles on your finger, and at the end you can tilt the whole package (where it folds between top and bottom) and slide all the trapped sprinkles into your mouth.
 

Cinge

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Yeah, i'm actually not a big fan of other brands of sugar cookies myself. But Lofthouse...holy shit, they're just in another league. I love how they're soft enough to crumble, but not so soft that they crumble right in your hand, and the amount of frosting on top is just right; it doesn't completely cover the cookie and overwhelm the cookie flavor, but it's not so little that you barely get a taste at all. When I eat them, I generally pick up the cookie and kind of slowly nibble around the outside and nibble off the edges where it's not covered in frosting. This leaves me with the central portion of the cookie, which is now almost perfectly balanced half-and-half by frosting and sugar cookie. At that point there's usually some loose sprinkles on top, so I'll tilt the cookie and shake them off into my mouth before finally giving in and devouring the rest of the cookie. I think the best part, however, is the leftover frosting and sprinkles that get trapped in the cookie-shaped crevices in the carton. As a final indulgence you can get a nice big glob of frosting and sprinkles on your finger, and at the end you can tilt the whole package (where it folds between top and bottom) and slide all the trapped sprinkles into your mouth.
I'm not sure why, but I just found this whole thing funny. Like some artist trying to convey his greatest work of art, with awe in his voice.
 

Joeboo

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Fuck. Rerolled, let's get a franchise to Pita Pit, or any other gyro chain, and make bank! open up in your neighborhood!
I'd never even heard of Pita Pit, but it looks awesome after browsing their website. Looks like they target college towns. There's one in Columbia MO(Mizzou), Springfield MO(Missouri St)Lawrence ks(univ of kansas) and Manhattan ks(k-state) but none anywhere else in MO or ks. You'd think they'd put them in the big cities like KC and St Louis.
 

Grimmlokk

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I love gyros. gheerohs. guyrohs. jeeros.
Have we had this debate yet?

Technically it's "Yeeur-oh" or something close to that. Well I live in Pittsburgh, until abut two years ago I heard it pronounced one way. "Jai-roh". Rhymes with Sky-Moe. It's absolutely not the right way to say it, but it's the rightWRONGway to say it. Motherfuckers will argue "gee-roh" and "yee-roh" and other heathen variations. They're just wasting time.

Anyways, gyros are pretty much the best food ever. And tzatziki sauce makes them doubly so. I think you could take a plate of dogshit and cover it in gyro meat and tzatziki and it would still be a passable meal.

Ritters here in Pittsburgh has a gyro omelet, it's fucking delicious. Some pizza places do a gyro pie. Depending where you go it's either a potato pizza with some lamb etc, or a fairly normal pizza with lots of gyro meat and tzatziki sauce on the side. You need a little sour cream for the potato version, but both of them are fucking insanely delicious.


Gryo, food of the Gods. The two best and most under-rated pizza toppings are gyro meat(just the meat, nothing special) and meatballs. Find a place that does a decent version of either of them and then thank me for changing your life by opening your eyes.


edit: Is the gyro a standard food thing all over the country? Every Italian/delivery place here in Pittsburgh sells them even though they're Greek, but I have no idea if they're standard fare.
 

joz123

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Can someone explain what this is? I love pineapple, but I can't figure out what in the fucking fuck a pineapple whip is. I'll be in Vegas in a few months though, so you've piqued my interest.
It's a pineapple flavored soft serve frozen dessert that I have only ever seen at Disneyland or Disney World till Pineapple Park opened. It's amazing and if you have ever been to Disneyland when it is busy at all the line is always like 30 people long to get it.
 

Sludig

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I think you suffered individual store quality issues. Stuff like this it's too easy for the tards working to mess up. I actually have certain stores I'll go to because they have different quality. (An easy example of one taco bell that waters beans heavily and a bean burrito leaks everywhere while having little filling vs too little water and nearly choke eating a "1/2 lb" bean burrito thats a solid pound due to being so thick and dry.

Tried that new texas bbq burger at Carl's Jr. Holy shit was that crap. Half the burger was inedible, very little bbq sauce and those jalapeno straw things were all breading.
 

Cybsled

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Sugar cookies are ass. I can haz bland dry cookie?

If the cookie isn't chocolate based or isn't a druid circle, you're doing it wrong.

And if you like pumpkin, Dunkins Donuts runs that stuff into the ground every year. Personally I hate pumpkin (pie, seeds, flavor, etc). I mean, it's a fucking squash. I think people just associate the spices used to mask the squash nastiness as "pumpkin flavor". It would be like me dumping cinnamon and nutmeg into an item and calling it apple flavored, since apple pie has those spices in it.
 

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I live in MA, so I have the unfortunate benefit of being humiliated whenever I go to Dunkin Donuts. All those faggot construction workers talking like I GOTTA PAHK MY CAH DUDE WICKED AHWESOME. Plus every human being with their 36 gallons of iced coffee every day.

Fuck that place and fuck new england