The Fast Food Thread

BrutulTM

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Hundreds of thousands of people eat raw stuff from fast food places on a daily basis. Don't be a pussy.
 

Melvin

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Today I tried a gouda chicken sandwich from Wendy's. It tasted pretty good, no complaints about the flavor at all. But there was this super gross looking sauce on it. Have you ever bought a bag of spinach and then like a month later realized that you didn't finish it? The dark green slime in the bottom of the bag is pretty similar to the color of the sauce on the sandwich, but the texture was more gooey like you would expect a sauce to be. I tried looking up wtf kind of sauce that was on the Wendy's website, but that one page is totally blank. Weird. I think Wendy might be trying to kill me. Or make me eat her boogers. Or worse.
 

Adebisi

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Soygen

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I surrender, Canada. Take me and bathe me in your curd-filled glory!
 

Fight

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Poutine and Curds are both unfortunately named. They are like the Dick Trickle of foods.
 

Melvin

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I think I might have just figured out the best way to have my first heart attack. Does anyone know if KFC will sell just a tub of gravy? There's a KFC right between my place and Culver's, and I think I can do the rest of the assembly process myself.