The Fast Food Thread

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McCheese_sl said:
Fun fact: originally, ketchup didn't involve tomatoes at all, and was instead made with a variety ingredients such as fish, mushrooms, and spices. Tomato ketchup was pioneered and made popular by Americans. I was taking an exam once where you have to read some of those academic passages and answer questions, and one of them was all about the history of ketchup. It was really interesting.
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Some nations call "mustard" ketchup from my recollection as well.
 
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I watch these guys on Youtube from time to time. They are entertaining, especially the main shows. Although most of them do have the palates of children.

 
McCheese

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Well, I think I finally overdid it with my eating. I went on a 4-day fast food/junk food bender from Thursday through Sunday. It started with the BK nuggets I mentioned in an earlier post, and throughout the 4 days included 1.5 gallons of milk, half a box of Hungry Jack pancake mix, 2 sticks of butter, 2 bags of Doritos, 120 pizza rolls, 12 donuts, two boxes of Mike & Ikes, a box of Runtz, McD's and Shane's Rib Shack, 4 pints of Strawberry Cheescake ice cream, S'mores (both hot when I had access to a microwave and cold when I didn't) and a Korean Tteok Pork dish from Blue Apron (plus some other random restaurant-style meals I ate at a B&B on Thur/Fri).

I started feeling kind of constipated on Thursday evening, and the feeling was growing throughout Friday and Saturday. On Sunday I managed to expel a bit of it into the toilet, but it clearly wasn't everything I had been eating. Finally, on Monday morning and afternoon I had the most painful, tear-inducing shits of my entire life. It was so painful during and immediately after that I seriously considered making a doctor's appointment, but I couldn't find my health insurance cards and I couldn't remember my login info to get into the website. Never again.

Never again.
 
Khane

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Your mistake was not putting any Taco Bell in the mix. Right bros?
 
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Yeah you need something like Taco Bell or White Castle to help lube up the instestines.
 
Xevy

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KFC + McD's iced coffee = pooping in under 30 minutes for me. I think the grease from KFC triggers bile breakdown that's gotta come out faaaaasssttt.
 
Khane

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If you really need to take a shit just drink a large cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette. Works every time.
 
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Probably wasn't shitting because his body had no waste absorbing all those quality calories
 
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Khane_sl said:
If you really need to take a shit just drink a large cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette. Works every time.
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This. When I go on week+ long rafting trips sometimes it takes a little something to get things flowing and this is my method.
 
lurkingdirk

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McCheese_sl said:
Well, I think I finally overdid it with my eating. I went on a 4-day fast food/junk food bender from Thursday through Sunday. It started with the BK nuggets I mentioned in an earlier post, and throughout the 4 days included 1.5 gallons of milk, half a box of Hungry Jack pancake mix, 2 sticks of butter, 2 bags of Doritos, 120 pizza rolls, 12 donuts, two boxes of Mike & Ikes, a box of Runtz, McD's and Shane's Rib Shack, 4 pints of Strawberry Cheescake ice cream, S'mores (both hot when I had access to a microwave and cold when I didn't) and a Korean Tteok Pork dish from Blue Apron (plus some other random restaurant-style meals I ate at a B&B on Thur/Fri).

I started feeling kind of constipated on Thursday evening, and the feeling was growing throughout Friday and Saturday. On Sunday I managed to expel a bit of it into the toilet, but it clearly wasn't everything I had been eating. Finally, on Monday morning and afternoon I had the most painful, tear-inducing shits of my entire life. It was so painful during and immediately after that I seriously considered making a doctor's appointment, but I couldn't find my health insurance cards and I couldn't remember my login info to get into the website. Never again.

Never again.
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McCheese

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Coffee always works for me. I think my normal workday coffees are the only thing that actually let me force out those monstrosities on Monday.

Probably wasn't shitting because his body had no waste absorbing all those quality calories
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I drank Diet Coke at McD's, BK, and Shane's Rib Shack.
 
Malakriss

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Order those garlic parmesan breadsticks from Papa Johns and rub them around the sore spot, that should heal everything.
 
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