The Fast Food Thread

McCheese

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Vitality_sl said:
You're okay though right McCheese?
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I still don't feel 100% right in my stomach/digestive tract. I called up Carefirst today and got access to my account and ordered new healthcare cards. If I don't feel better by next week I'll most likely head to the doctors, because I've never felt this way before. Who knows, maybe I'll end up posting in the health thread with an anal tear.
 
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After eating that much crap like that, I'd check my blood pressure. If it's really jacked, it can make you feel very strange. Sweats, pounding head, dizziness. Go to a pharmacy or some such shit that has a place to check it free. Seriously.
 
Vitality

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McCheese_sl said:
I still don't feel 100% right in my stomach/digestive tract. I called up Carefirst today and got access to my account and ordered new healthcare cards. If I don't feel better by next week I'll most likely head to the doctors, because I've never felt this way before. Who knows, maybe I'll end up posting in the health thread with an anal tear.
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I'd recommend sticking to a strict micro-nutrient (juice) diet for a few days and possibly grabbing some liquid probiotic from the refrigerated organic section of your supermarket.

I hope you didn't fuck something up my man.
 
Khane

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Vitality_sl said:
I'd recommend sticking to a strict micro-nutrient (juice) diet for a few days and possibly grabbing some liquid probiotic from the refrigerated organic section of your supermarket.

I hope you didn't fuck something up my man.
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This guy watched "Fat, sick and nearly dead" one too many times.
 
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McCheese's rough caloric intake NOT taking into account the BK, McD's Blue Apron or Shane's Rib Shack was roughly 23128 calories by my calculations.

*Calorie calculation based upon 12oz bag of nacho cheese dorritos, 1% milk, 5oz per Mike and Ike package, Hungry Jack Butter Milk Pancake Mix and normal glazed donuts.

EDIT - forgot the 23,128 calories does NOT include the smores either.
 
Zzen

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Sounds like the quality calories raided McCheese this weekend, I am curious which food item got the killshot.
 
ZyyzYzzy

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If you take all the other food into account McCheese consumed 8k - 10k quality calories per day.

* Range is large due to lack of details about other meals consumed during this time period.
 
Mist

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It's probably just a digestive issue. 120 pizza rolls are going to fuck up your colon. The gram cracker in the smores and the 4 pints of Strawberry Cheescake ice cream probably did a lot of damage too.
 
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McCheese_sl said:
Coffee always works for me. I think my normal workday coffees are the only thing that actually let me force out those monstrosities on Monday.



I drank Diet Coke at McD's, BK, and Shane's Rib Shack.
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LOL Diet Coke...

High Pitch Eric is that you?

 
Joeboo

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Im imagining mccheese just eating the 2 sticks of butter in solid form, like a popsicle, rather than the more likely scenario of them bring melted on/in something else.

East more butter if you wanna poop.
 
Khane

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It is pretty funny that he decided to go with Diet Coke, but I'm assuming that is purely because he prefers the taste of Diet Coke to "Full Fat Coke".
 
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