The Fast Food Thread

Grimmlokk

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A large coke from BK is equivalent to 10.85 pizza rolls worth of calories. Non-diet pop is a waste of delicious calories that could otherwise be spent on delicious garbage food.

Plus it's like a 1990's evening at the improv joke to make fun of people ordering unhealthy shit with a diet pop. What's the fucking difference where you cut the calories? Would you joke about someone ordering a large coke and skipping an order of medium fries while ordering fatshit food? Same shit.

Update your acts motherfuckers!!





I think this avatar is causing an angry posting feedback loop. I like it.
 
Xevy

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I too drink diet sodas, but I switch to water at most sit down places. Why? Because soda's carbonation makes you feel fuller. I need that space for free bread/chips and salsa/etc!

What're the odds one of the pervs here can taste that KFC double-down-dog for us in the Phillipines while they're on a sex trip renting some smooth brown lady-boys?
 
Khane

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I imagine soda would actually help you eat more than drinking water would allow you to... because of all the sugar and insulin shock and such.
 
Noodleface

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If you really don't feel good I wouldn't wait a week. If its that bad and you aren't pooping it could be serious
 
Lost Virtue

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This has got to be one of the best things that has happened on these forums. I was on a teleconference at work (with some state officials and the state's Program Manager about new products) and read McCheese's post and started cracking the fuck up, forgetting that I did not put my headset back on mute (was talking while browsing, just finished talking when I stumbled across his post).

Things got awkward but I thought of McCheese and how her persevered through that shit and was able to lock it down and get contracts started.

Thanks McCheese for the laughter and motivating me to land a nice, profitable, deal!
 
Harshaw

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Xevy_sl said:
I too drink diet sodas, but I switch to water at most sit down places. Why? Because soda's carbonation makes you feel fuller. I need that space for free bread/chips and salsa/etc!
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Yeah I mainly drink unsweetened tea over water. My guilty pleasure are energy drinks though.
 
McCheese

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Noodlemod_sl said:
If you really don't feel good I wouldn't wait a week. If its that bad and you aren't pooping it could be serious
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No, no, I can kind of poop now. Once I got the flood gates going on Monday, I have been able to squeeze out some minor ones. Since Monday night I have eaten nearly 2 pounds of celery to help get things going.
 
lurkingdirk

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McCheese food philosophy: All things in excess.

Recover from overdosing on crap by overdosing on celery? Awesome!

Also, this is related to this thread:

 
ZyyzYzzy

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Binging on anything is usually the worst thing to do. RIP McCheese's liver, heart, vascular system, pancreas, stomach, and intestines .
 
lurkingdirk

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Hey NoodleMOD, can you change his profile picture to this:

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Noodleface

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I can't change McCheese's avatar because I feel like he has reached his final form (as shown in his profile pic)
 
Joeboo

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I may be in a McCheese-esque situation by Monday. I made a truckload of chili for work today, we're having a food day and I was assigned to make the Chili. So I'll be eating Chili today, probably tonight for dinner, then again tomorrow for lunch, will probably still have enough left for chili dogs or chili burgers Friday night. Then I know for a fact the Super Bowl party we are going to will be serving Chili on Sunday. So I'm basically looking at something like 6 of my next 8 meals being chili. RIP my colon.
 
Vitality

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
McCheese food philosophy: All things in excess.

Recover from overdosing on crap by overdosing on celery? Awesome!
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2lbs is what like 12 stalks? maybe 16 stalks?

at 4% DV in fiber per relatively average stalk - you'd have to eat 25 stalks of celery to get the recommended amount of fiber for a 2000 calorie diet.
 
Khane

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joeboo_sl said:
I may be in a McCheese-esque situation by Monday. I made a truckload of chili for work today, we're having a food day and I was assigned to make the Chili. So I'll be eating Chili today, probably tonight for dinner, then again tomorrow for lunch, will probably still have enough left for chili dogs or chili burgers Friday night. Then I know for a fact the Super Bowl party we are going to will be serving Chili on Sunday. So I'm basically looking at something like 6 of my next 8 meals being chili. RIP my colon.
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That sounds like the exact opposite of a McCheese situation. You are going to be pooping so much.
 
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