The Flash

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Ambiturner

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you usually dont see toilets on TV shows. its just a thing they dont casually show unless its mentioned or its included in the story. last night on agent carter the nazi in nuremburg offers the chief agent some water and motions towards the toilet. if he didnt mention it, you probably would not have seen one. i also think these guys are being kept in some kind of stasis like demolition man sans ice. some of the dudes they got locked in there have been around for months. there was even some kind of exposition on this earlier in the season, but i am not a big enough nerd to remember the exact episode or conversation.
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Shonuff

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After the fight with the Rogues, I'm now nitpicky of the fights, I'm just looking for reasons to nerdrage. He got shot by a bullet? He'd have heard the bullet and moved before it landed. Also, he would run up to her, and then just kind of pause in front of her, and then she'd teleport. He can move faster than a speeding bullet and process things 1000x faster than normal humans. Why the pause?

Someone talk me off of the ledge with this show. Am I missing something? Once I start nerdraging, I can't stop it.
 

Qhue

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GRODD!!! Cant wait for him to mess stuff up
That's a pretty damn good looking Grodd...that and they are doing some pretty cool things with the Firestorm effects as well. I noticed that CW did not have any new DC properties in their list of announced pilots a couple days ago. Perhaps they aren't going to spin anything off quite yet, or perhaps they don't feel the need to do traditional pilots anymore.
 

Homsar

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I mentioned earlier but they got people from Planet of the apes to do the CGI for grodd. Anyways I love they the old flash plays Barry's dad and thought their heart to heart was great.
 

Grimmlokk

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After the fight with the Rogues, I'm now nitpicky of the fights, I'm just looking for reasons to nerdrage. He got shot by a bullet? He'd have heard the bullet and moved before it landed. Also, he would run up to her, and then just kind of pause in front of her, and then she'd teleport. He can move faster than a speeding bullet and process things 1000x faster than normal humans. Why the pause?
Well, it was a girl and a teleporter. So he's gonna be hesitant to punchify her right off the bat and her power is something all new to him so he's doubly hesitant. I can make excuses for this one, not for running back and forth past guys with guns.

As for the bullet, another new thing to him. I believe someone here mentioned the Flash instinctively reacting to bullets/threats that actually touch him and that was just introducing the idea I believe. Also it let him drop the line about being much faster than a speeding bullet.

Also this really came to mind

hah, you know, this is exactly what I thought too. "Oh, so 24/7 solitary with no showers or bathroom, without a trial....And flash is a good guy?"

And who decides how long they get?
I mean, metal guy and evil genius and killer smoke etc were all people just acting evil on their own. This girl comes off way more as just a naive girlfriend of a bad seed. Someone that should be relatively easy to try and rehabilitate, in a TV show. If they don't revisit her pretty quickly it's not going to look good for the good guys.
 

Homsar

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Big props to the show runners for not bitching out and half assing Grodd like most networks would or fox with characters like Galactus ect. Most people would just show an ape in a cage and have that be it.

Also kind of odd that they brought in Linda Park for Barry Allen when she is linked with Wally West, regardless I would rather see her over Isis easily
 

Chukzombi

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After the fight with the Rogues, I'm now nitpicky of the fights, I'm just looking for reasons to nerdrage. He got shot by a bullet? He'd have heard the bullet and moved before it landed. Also, he would run up to her, and then just kind of pause in front of her, and then she'd teleport. He can move faster than a speeding bullet and process things 1000x faster than normal humans. Why the pause?

Someone talk me off of the ledge with this show. Am I missing something? Once I start nerdraging, I can't stop it.
i would advise you to stop being such an astrocreep and just enjoy the fucking show.

this was an awesome episode. the bit about locking up a naive girl. she has multiple priors and she is dangerous as fuck, especially when her bf is involved. keep her ass on lockdown. the scenes with barry and his dad was best, though karaoke night and grodd are right up there. i wonder if grodd is snacking on those city workers brains?
 

Grimmlokk

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i would advise you to stop being such an astrocreep and just enjoy the fucking show.
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this was an awesome episode. the bit about locking up a naive girl. she has multiple priors and she is dangerous as fuck, especially when her bf is involved. keep her ass on lockdown.
The point wasn't that she shouldn't be locked up. Obviously the cops can't hold on to someone like her. The point was she seems to have been intentionally presented as redeemable. They can't just lock everyone up forever, she seems like the obvious choice for someone to show some nuance on their treatment.
 

Chukzombi

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The point wasn't that she shouldn't be locked up. Obviously the cops can't hold on to someone like her. The point was she seems to have been intentionally presented as redeemable. They can't just lock everyone up forever, she seems like the obvious choice for someone to show some nuance on their treatment.
maybe in a later episode they will rehabilitate her and get her a job at State Farm?
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Malkav

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After seeing Barry and Kaitlin interact in this episode...Yeah, no wonder Iris friendzoned him that hard.
 

Chukzombi

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they couldnt have barry hook up with drunken kaitlin. for one, the SJWs would be screaming at the CW for condoning daterape. for another her storyline is linked with ronnie raymond. i guess they dont want that kind of love triangle especially if firestorm is not a villain.
 

Malkav

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they couldnt have barry hook up with drunken kaitlin. for one, the SJWs would be screaming at the CW for condoning daterape. for another her storyline is linked with ronnie raymond. i guess they dont want that kind of love triangle especially if firestorm is not a villain.
Meh, she was hinting pretty hard at looking for "someone new" at the end of the episode. I was not talking about hooking while she's drunk, but more about him being the uber nice guy and not having a clue whatsoever.
 

Chukzombi

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Meh, she was hinting pretty hard at looking for "someone new" at the end of the episode. I was not talking about hooking while she's drunk, but more about him being the uber nice guy and not having a clue whatsoever.
i think she would totally hook up with barry, but the guy is clueless and he is pining for iris. he could have knocked boots with felicity, but he loves iris. this new chick seems more into barry than he is with her.
 

Shonuff

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i think she would totally hook up with barry, but the guy is clueless and he is pining for iris. he could have knocked boots with felicity, but he loves iris. this new chick seems more into barry than he is with her.
The running joke with comic book nerds is that The Flash is premature, so what are we talking about here?

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velk

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He got shot by a bullet? He'd have heard the bullet and moved before it landed.
For the vast majority of cases, bullets travel significantly faster than the noise the firing makes. If you dodge when you hear the gunshot, it's already hit you. Sorry, but this gets a -4/10 for nerdrage quality ;p