Mudcrush Durtfeet
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The Foler Farewell Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Alasliasolonik
Toilet of the Mod Elect
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I remember this one time where Folgers mom asked me for a few bucks for rent and I sold her off to the local gamestop. Shes a good gal!
She was covered in gift cards at the end of the night
She was covered in gift cards at the end of the night
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Loser Araysar
Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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Mudcrush Durtfeet
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RobXIII
Urinal Cake Consumption King
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joz123
Potato del Grande
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a c i d.f l y
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DickTrickle
Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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rhinohelix
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"I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
-Percy Shelly "Ozyimandias"
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DickTrickle
Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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It's now poetry that describes
Foler
time:
Nobody heard him, the dead man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
Poor chap, he always loved larking
And now he’s dead
It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way,
They said.
Oh, no no no, it was too cold always
(Still the dead one lay moaning)
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
- Stevie Smith, “Not Waving but Drowning”
Foler
time:Nobody heard him, the dead man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
Poor chap, he always loved larking
And now he’s dead
It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way,
They said.
Oh, no no no, it was too cold always
(Still the dead one lay moaning)
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
- Stevie Smith, “Not Waving but Drowning”
Mudcrush Durtfeet
Hungry Ogre
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Loud, ugly and smelly
It spread around annoyingly
then faded away, soon forgotten.
It spread around annoyingly
then faded away, soon forgotten.
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a c i d.f l y
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I do desire that we may be better strangers.
-As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 2
-As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 2
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Loser Araysar
Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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