She doesn't fuck?Quoting for posterity. My girlfriend only manages 1 1/2 ... She keeps the place clean/laundry... and she can bake (but not cook).
You have heard of hormones, right?
The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Alex
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Not well is what he means I'm sure. No bitch who doesn't fuck would be worth Antarius' time.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Does she have to be happy about it when she cleans? I'm assuming not, in which case, I hit the jackpot. Don't worry, I'm way ahead of you on the asshole licking thing.
Johnny53
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out of the blue......Kristen...who i haven't seen in months texts me last night and wants to have lunch today, then she sends me photos, we talked last night and she has been clean since April and is off of the methadone program....I am really tempted to see her again, i hope her gonorrhea is gone also
iannis
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Something like, "I don't think that reestablishing contact with your former Johns is a great way to stay clean or good for your mental state regardless" would be appropriate. But since we all know that isn't realistic just give her the money you were going to give her, and then go jerk off.
If you actually do give a shit you won't let her whore for you. If you don't give a shit, then cum on her tits and post pics.
If you actually do give a shit you won't let her whore for you. If you don't give a shit, then cum on her tits and post pics.
ohkcrlho
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Phazael
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The only reason Johnny stopped paybanging this ho bag in the first place is that he inadvertently gave his wife the Gonnacacacacas in the first place. Note: Not that he got it himself or that anything resembling reason, guilt, or empathy entered the picture. If the dude is on the level and not a giant troll, he is going to go back to two pump and dumping that shit and funding whatever drugs she is doing now in place of heroin. I am going to guess his wife will not be as forgiving or understanding this time around when she gets the clap (or worse).
Kegs failure to follow through on his plan to urinate on this human being caused a minor drop in my respect toward him
Lol antarius
So after getting bored with a noncrazy, self-aware, calm, introspective girl, I'm wondering if all those traits are simply incompatible with a girl that has that spark or excitement in her. It seems the more a girl offers on that dimension of female charm, the less self-aware, etc she is. It's probably the same for guys; the big muscly morons that get in fights every weekend are probably more viscerally attractive to girls than the ones who are attentive and good partners
After all my experiences and made up experiences, I'm starting to think I don't really want that super rational girl I've always thought I was after. This one chick that visited me a while back is nothing like that, but super caring. She taught my inexperienced roommate how to dance with a girl for like an hour one night and it blew me away, and I realized fuck, that's the kind of girl I want. But they don't come with those other traits. Girls who are caring like that are always more emotional.
Plus, I'm at a point where any girl who does not exercise rigorously is unattractive to me. That right there takes away 98% of the population.
So after getting bored with a noncrazy, self-aware, calm, introspective girl, I'm wondering if all those traits are simply incompatible with a girl that has that spark or excitement in her. It seems the more a girl offers on that dimension of female charm, the less self-aware, etc she is. It's probably the same for guys; the big muscly morons that get in fights every weekend are probably more viscerally attractive to girls than the ones who are attentive and good partners
After all my experiences and made up experiences, I'm starting to think I don't really want that super rational girl I've always thought I was after. This one chick that visited me a while back is nothing like that, but super caring. She taught my inexperienced roommate how to dance with a girl for like an hour one night and it blew me away, and I realized fuck, that's the kind of girl I want. But they don't come with those other traits. Girls who are caring like that are always more emotional.
Plus, I'm at a point where any girl who does not exercise rigorously is unattractive to me. That right there takes away 98% of the population.
Aaron
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I knew there was a reason I checked out this thread today after not having looked at it in months! Go on Johnny, go for it. And take some more pics of her to upload here, pref nudes. Oh, and I've noticed that most of the girls you post in the PGT seem to have a striking resemblance to Kristin. Just get her into porn and you can whack off at home without risking infecting your wife. And we can wack off to her too! Everyone wins!
...except her.
...except her.
Johnny53
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Kristen Update...............never did meet for lunch...we talked again, and she is pregnant, ironically she is now seeing a guy named Dennis, whom I introduced her to, thru USASexGuide,
last christmas, I certainly won't mind banging her once that baby bump gets bigger..
last christmas, I certainly won't mind banging her once that baby bump gets bigger..
