The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

Mist_sl said:

It was my stomach. 6 dumb hick girls at my dumb hick middle school decided to stomp on my intestines a few dozen times each, until I couldn't shit right for the next 3 years, because I had a speech impediment and was smarter than everyone. I mentioned it in the Brahma thread on a similar topic.

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Get over it. My public school experience was still worse than yours, and you don't hear me complaining about how I live in my parent's basement in my 30s and play video games 16 hours a day to escape from reality because if I spend too much time aware of my actual surroundings I'll kill myself.

Because unlike you I keep that shit to myself.

Ah, brain damage. Poor girl. Is that when you caught the gay?

Gavinmad_sl said:

Because unlike you I keep that shit to myself.

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Nice

Mist_sl said:

I'm not looking for pity (I'm looking for ideas) and I'm admitting all of my own mistakes, all of my bad patterns of thinking, and all of my fuckups. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Seriously, calling me a fucking narcissist is ridiculous. Any narcissism I had in my youth was literally and/or figuratively beaten out of me.

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You are weak emotionally speaking, and you have a very frail ego. Until you're capable of accepting honest criticism, and you stop being defensive and insulating your negative personality traits, you're going to recycle the same problems. I've said my piece, I had no expectation of getting through to you.

Khane_sl said:

I didn't realize the "girls" in the TGWBYHT meant mom.

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Stop judging me, shitlord. Mother says I'm handsome.

Gavinmad_sl said:

Delita sucks.

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AW HELL NO SON

I doubt anyone needs rerolled help but we can give our advice on things for what its worth.

Mia Magma broke my heart when she stopped doing porn:

http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=mia+magma

Xequecal_sl said:

I'm confused. Does having money not get you laid anymore?

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It does.

Unfortunately.

Just because a woman is attracted to you, does not make her aroused by you. I learned that about 4 years too late.

Well, that's curious advice.

True though.

She's probably also a liar and 19.

I've tried a few times to make it into that book. The furthest I've ever gotten was chapter 3. It's JUST SO HORRIBLE.

I honestly do not understand why it's an "American Classic". I guess it's got all this symbolism about the Jazz Age and shit, but ugh. Who wants to actually READ that thing?

Maybe there's something wrong with me. I was talking to a girl a few days ago, just a friendly chat and she asked if I was married. No, not married not divorced no kids. And she just stares for a second and goes, "Dude. What the hell is wrong with you?" Yeah. You hit a certain age and that's the question isn't it? Most people just assume I'm a faggit.

You're not? Sorry about the tongue then, man.

The moustache bothered me more than the tongue, tbh. That's the kinda thing you have to ease into.

She's obviously captivated by tales of someone with a dick sweeping her off her feet and not a Louisiana swamp lady who lives with her mother and a broken weedeater...what a cunt.