The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Kirun said:
No, the cost/benefit analysis of marriage is totally retarded to enter into. What do I stand to gain? Minor tax breaks and insurance rates? And what do I stand to lose? Half of everything I've ever worked for, even prior to KNOWING, let alone dating my potential wife?

"Risk 1 million dollars to potentially gain 10 dollars!" - That's essentially what marriage proposes.
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Love you bro but this is haram. Don’t even get me started on the morality of sex outside marriage.

Don’t you want a family with kiddos and a dog bro?
 
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Foler said:
Love you bro but this is haram. Don’t even get me started on the morality of sex outside marriage.

Don’t you want a family with kiddos and a dog bro?
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Not anymore I don't, no. This fucked up shit we find ourselves in is on me, on us, not on some poor child that didn't ask for this clownshow. I'm not bringing a child who didn't ask for this shitshow into this world.
 
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Foler

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Kirun said:
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Not anymore I don't, no. This fucked up shit we find ourselves in is on me, on us, not on some poor child that didn't ask for this clownshow. I'm not bringing a child who didn't ask for this shitshow into this world.
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Wish we had pathetic reaction for here. Only pussy losers aren’t looking to procreate and raise strong conservative children.
 
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Deathwing said:
Looks like the algorithm knows you well.
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Nah. I’ve ran through the cream of the crop so it’s giving me the leftovers. Funny thing is it recycles them so you never run out. Swipe left - 10 swiped later swipe left on same person again
 
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Foler said:
Nah. I’ve ran through the cream of the crop so it’s giving me the leftovers. Funny thing is it recycles them so you never run out. Swipe left - 10 swiped later swipe left on same person again
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Probably different profiles with the same pics. That's what scammers do.
 
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Hoss said:
Probably different profiles with the same pics. That's what scammers do.
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Nope. Hinge 100% recycles. It kept recycling a female friend of mine’s profile after I kept swiping left on her. 😂
 
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30+ years ago. She recently sent me a pic of herself. We're the same exact age - 50. Two kids in college.

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I'm not a fan of belly button jewelry, but she's definitely keeping her shit together.
 
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The pics I'm not going to post here she's headed for skin cancer, living in Fl hits the tanning booth then lays out at the beach. Bonus there are no tan lines, so I guess there's that. Recently divorced. Her husband was paying for $400/hour escorts at their house while she was out of town with the kids with sports. Takes all kinds to make the world go around. She's a CPA that does trust stuff.
 
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Borzak said:
The pics I'm not going to post here she's headed for skin cancer, living in Fl hits the tanning both then lays out at the beach. Bonus there are no tan lines, so I guess there's that. Recently divorced. Her husband was paying for $400/hour escorts at their house while she was out of town with the kids with sports. Takes all kinds to make the world go around. She's a CPA that does trust stuff.
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*J58 INTENSIFIES*
 
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