The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Srathor

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Grumpus, she sounds like a sub. She likes you but is shy/scared. Tell her you are interested, and you are taking her out. Don't ask. Take her somewhere nice and get her talking a bit about herself, see if she opens up with some leading.

As long as you do not choke to death on a bacon wrapped steak you will be fine. Just coach her into bed. Then work on flexibility and endurance training.
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Crazy chicks are either a sack of potatoes or animals with rabies jacked up on adrenaline and redbull. More often the latter, but the dead weight ones are awful because I can't cum. No noise, no movement, just the cold blank stare back at you... I feel like I am fucking a freshly dead corpse and its fucking awkward.

I fucked this 18yr old asian a few weeks back that just moved here to go to school. Sex was great, totally submissive and let me do whatever I wanted. After the 4th day she had been over after I finished I told her I was gonna go take a shower and she could join me(the usual). I get out 15 minutes later and shes downstairs in the kitchen... She comes out of the kitchen and is like "I put the dishes in the washer away and did the dirty ones and put them in the machine. You want me to do your laundry?" I'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa, this is not dating, this is me throwing you around like a fuck toy when I want sex. You need to get out now and think about why you are never invited back. Next 2 weeks my phone blows up with "baby please" "I thought we had something special" and all that shenanigans. I paid her roommate with a 30rack of bud to take her out and get her drunk and set her crazy ass on some frat dude. Then I get the text "I am sorry I was drunk and cheated on you" .........

Phone number changed the next day.
 
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So I met up with the girl I was telling you all about, had an amazing time. I'm done with red wine though, my forehead is bumping.
 
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Eomer_sl said:
It was better on How I Met Your Mother...

Just wondering something on Christmas presents for ladies. I fucking hate presents and sentimental shit, because I am the least sentimental person in the world. It's just not how I operate. So naturally Christmas is coming up, and I've been dating this girl for a month now. I'm assuming she's now my girlfriend, but that conversation hasn't been had at all. We've stayed completely away from any "relationship" type talk. Just the way she acts with me etc leads me to believe we are a couple now, but I really don't know at this point. If asked by her or anyone else, my plan is outward confusion.

So either way, I'm pretty sure I'm obligated to get her a present for Christmas. I know that her and her friend that introduced us were talking about her getting a hair color done at a salon across the street from me. Is a gift certificate there a decent present? Gift certificates, in my opinion, are shit gifts in general. But this is a nice, easy one for me. And I'll likely have to get spend $100-200, so it's not a cheap gift. Opinions?
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I am going to go with the crowd and say a leeeeetle bit too expensive for one month. Get her some gourmet hot chocolate (like Godiva or some shit) and toe socks (http://www.sockdreams.com/products/s...rder&pp=15). Bitches love toe socks. Then drop a hint of a gift you'd like in a similar price range. No one feels guilty, no one feels weird, and if she doesn't like toe socks you know she is a freak of nature.
 
Pigbenis

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So just found out a girl I've been talking to for a while is / was a suicide girl and has nudes online... wtf. She's super cool, but if her and I get serious and my friends find her pic's my balls will be busted for months to come. Not sure how to proceed here.
 
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PigBenis_sl said:
So just found out a girl I've been talking to for a while is / was a suicide girl and has nudes online... wtf. She's super cool, but if her and I get serious and my friends find her pic's my balls will be busted for months to come. Not sure how to proceed here.
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I don't know why it's a problem. If it was Playboy you'd be calling your friends to brag about it.
 
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PigBenis_sl said:
So just found out a girl I've been talking to for a while is / was a suicide girl and has nudes online... wtf. She's super cool, but if her and I get serious and my friends find her pic's my balls will be busted for months to come. Not sure how to proceed here.
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If you really like her, who cares? Tell your friends to fuck off.
 
Pigbenis

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She's hot no doubt, I'll share pic's soon. I have a friend who actually married a porn star and his balls are busted quite consistently. His wife gets into some really weird ass shit though. See below.

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PigBenis_sl said:
She's hot no doubt, I'll share pic's soon. I have a friend who actually married a porn star and his balls are busted quite consistently. His wife gets into some really weird ass shit though. See below.

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World of difference between tasteful nudes and videos of random dudes going ball deep on your woman.

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Void

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Grumpus,

I'm no expert, but I feel like you might have to have another backup gift available, just in case. I mean, what if she gets you something really heartfelt (let's skip how weird that might be for now), and you give her a joke gift back? She's going to feel kind of awkward, like you aren't taking her seriously. The "little sister" type gift if you will.

Now don't get me wrong, she should NOT be getting you something heartfelt right now because you aren't even dating, but if she's that shy and this is her way of letting you know, you have to be prepared to respond properly. Typically I would have said not to get anything and just act pleasantly surprised when you get it, but she's made a fairly big deal of telling you she's getting you something right? So it would probably be a good idea to get something "meaningful" you can pull out depending upon what type of gift she gives you. I'm not saying go overboard or to get jewelry or anything like that, but perhaps something you'd have done anyway, just packaged as a gift now. Like dinner tickets, concert tickets, or whatever activity that you would have likely sprung as an early date anyway.

That way if she gets you a gift that is maybe a little more over the top than you'd expect, you have a decent response and not gifts showing you think of her as funny and not serious (that's the way she could take it, not saying that's how you feel). And if she gets you a joke gift, you can still use dinner/show plans for an actual date later.

Dunno, I could be way off, but I've had something similar happen to me and I was totally unprepared for the level of gift she got and I felt like an ass giving the "innocent" stuff I had thought would be appropriate. It still worked out in the end, but I had to do a whole lot of talking to make her think I was still interested. A quicky backup gift would have saved me a ton of time.

You're in the situation and you know best, but just wanted to throw out the possibility that she's using this as her way to break through her shyness, and you don't want to ruin that if it happens.
 
Eomer

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Dabamf_sl said:
Eomer, $100+ is excessive. You gotta stop throwing your money at chicks.
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Since when have I ever "thrown money" at chicks? As far as being excessive, yeah it's on the high side. But considering a decent dinner and a bottle of wine runs around $80-100 (round these parts, anyway, a "decent" meal at McDonald's for 2 is $25) it didn't seem outlandish. I'll see what else I can think of.
 
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PigBenis_sl said:
So just found out a girl I've been talking to for a while is / was a suicide girl and has nudes online... wtf. She's super cool, but if her and I get serious and my friends find her pic's my balls will be busted for months to come. Not sure how to proceed here.
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That's no biggie at all man. Show us the pics and we'll all probably say nice job.
 
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Dabamf_sl

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Eomer_sl said:
Since when have I ever "thrown money" at chicks? As far as being excessive, yeah it's on the high side. But considering a decent dinner and a bottle of wine runs around $80-100 (round these parts, anyway, a "decent" meal at McDonald's for 2 is $25) it didn't seem outlandish. I'll see what else I can think of.
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Everything you do is expensive, especially your dates and first dates. It may be normal for you, doing expensive things and not worrying about it, which is great for you. But when normal people have a normal amount of money (or in the case of a grad student, 0), it feels uncomfortable to have someone spend a shitload of money on them. Most people want a relationship where both sides contribute equally. If she's some poor ass grad student and you give her a $100+ gift, how is she gonna even come close to matching that?
 
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