$2500 is a "financial windfall" but you have the cash to hire a landscaper? Loooooooooooooooooool. I don't even have a fucking landscaper!
Anyone under 5'0" is eligable to be called "a little person" and eligable for scholarships and whatnot.
No it isn't. She's a midget. She could definitely be a hot midget. Share the wealth, John.
no....but she is clean shaven, and amazingly tight for all the traffic it gets, although she told me she mostly gives head, like i said she made me c** 4 x last night and as many as six times
Are you fucking serious bro? You're the one who crossed the line from paying for sex to pseudo-relationship, not her. You're also the moron who apparently doesn't keep a separate hobby phone. Considering that you gave this chick your actual phone number, you might want to consider doing some damage control and trying to let her down a bit more gently, otherwise she's gonna keep blowing up your phone and increase the chances that your wife finds out you were cheating on her with a heroin addicted street-walker.
