The Groin Injury Thead

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Neki

Neki

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The Ancient_sl

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Hamsteroceros_sl said:
I assume it's going where any discussion of Cutler always goes: To wherever it is a bunch of real men who've never played football in their lives go to talk about what makes someone a pussy. It's always an illuminating discussion full of salient points of view, patience, and reason. Such discussions always leave me with a warm, fuzzy feeling of hope for humanity and our collective capacity for improvement as a species.

Who am I kidding? Eat a dick, Wizardhawk.

EDIT: If you're feeling generous, maybe you and The Ancient can share (?)
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Oh look it's another Bears fan with Battered Wife Syndrome.
 
Jx3

Jx3

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Pulled a muscle in my back once, almost cried when I had to wipe my ass after taking a shit.
 
Haus

Haus

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I've had two groin pulls from back in the day when I goaltended playing hockey. I would not wish it on anybody, and also laugh at anybody who thinks someone is a pussy for sitting out with a groin injury...
 
Eomer

Eomer

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I've always kind of wondered what a groin pull feels like. I have some sort of freaky muscles and have never pulled one in my life despite playing a lot of sports.
 
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VariaVespasa_sl

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I hurt my little (7-year old) groin once- Climbed a wall outside the apartment we were temporarily renting while house-hunting in Karachi- the top two decorative cinderblocks shifted, I fell off the wall and one of them fell on my dick as I sat on the ground. I was.... not pleased.... It hurt when I peed for a week. :p
 
Evernothing

Evernothing

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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I once got 'rugburn' on my tip from playing beach volleyball in wet sand while in Mexico.

Not fun.
 
Falstaff

Falstaff

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Eomer_sl said:
I've always kind of wondered what a groin pull feels like. I have some sort of freaky muscles and have never pulled one in my life despite playing a lot of sports.
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It's just like pulling a muscle except you don't realize how often your body uses those muscles so it hurts a fuckton when you basically do anything.
 
Eomer

Eomer

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Yeah, like I said though, I've never pulled ANY muscle, so I don't even really know that sensation.
 
Eomer

Eomer

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Eyashusa_sl said:
well go pull a muscle then pussy
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I keep trying bro, but apparently I'm invincible. Can't break any bones, pull muscles, or rupture any tendons. Shit, I don't even bruise for some odd reason. It would appear that only my feet are vulnerable to cold and/or being ground on asphalt.
 
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us820

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Eomer_sl said:
I keep trying bro, but apparently I'm invincible. Can't break any bones, pull muscles, or rupture any tendons. Shit, I don't even bruise for some odd reason. It would appear that only my feet are vulnerable to cold and/or being ground on asphalt.
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I broke my share to even it out.Radius/ulna.Tib/fib.Foot.Torn abdominal muscle.ACL tear.Broken rib.Concussion.Hamstring and groin pulls.Herniated disk.

Hockey,baseball,motocross,BMX dirt jumping,skateboard half pipe,soccer,shifter kart racing,lifting.

My body is shit for how old I am.
 
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